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double grins reezer
my sometimes once a month gf is called reezer
well shes actually called rio, but I just say it to wind her up

Nothing to do with a nickname but I was once in a shop with a female friend who thought she was just letting a sneaky fart out but it turned out to be the mother and father of all cheek rattlers, she scuttled off up the shop leaving me in slight shock but laughing away to myself, it goes without saying who all the other shoppers will have thought done it.

ps sums what workmates? dint realize you had a job
don’t be going all pete on me.

lol id hate that.

ta arcy babes xx
but will you stop putting pics of me dad on

lol x

ps I don’t do links so I cant see them or summsies
to many Trojans knocking about
I like the piccy song things
id love to see mungo jerry
no hang on id really like to see my dad(peter no one) only kidding pops no one
sing something is happening ,(you know when he pretended to be a hermit)
I was sitting on my dads knee one day,i was about sixish…[Read more]

got any spares arc?

IDIOT,try pixels
good job im here,or otherwise
youd have ended up in the dreaded 0 reply bin,

erm yeh lecky blank is on
is there anybody else who has a point
post it,i can wait for hours I don’t do that chat nonsense anymore
cya laters
I will finish work about 5ish.

ta ange xx im into weird hippy chicks ,who think Woodstock was only yesterday
aah kazzy carps,only yesterday,might bang it on
but I probably wont.

bit like that bird,soz ive forgot her name now,so long since ive danced the auld lobbyesque
she sells balloons or summat in Wiltshire
errm…..

im utterly appalled at ol man skeps pathetic attempts to try and slither out of this one,weve all seen it,its there for impertuity,
never mind what borny says,shes off her bonce
kenningtons is what she is a beautiful lady of indian descent
ive been in her shop and its easy to rob her,cos shes always in here.

soz sofes I knew it was 18 forgot to press the 1 button,but on a brighter note,ive found me fone

Awww ok then

Taking advice off someone in chat eh Scep, they wont be as trustworthy as Google, you might end up walking sideways

You’re the one using offensive words so don’t try to turn it on everyone else.

It’s absolute BS if you say you didn’t think anyone would find it offensive, you’re just an attention seeking nob.

As for bringing my name and Google into it earlier, me thinks you doth protest too much.

supposed to be on a building site tomoz,im waiting for a call from franny
but cant find my phone to charge it up