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Just so long as it’s got go faster stripes

Speaking of soft c0cks………… oh hiya cosy

You could always do what I do if you’re bored with the boards and give em a rest, in other words, f…………

All this talk of mains got me thinking of a lazy dessert I once chucked together, was my take on Banoffee pie(which I love), just got an empty pie case, stuck some slowly melted mars bars in it followed by banana of course and hey presto , bit messy to eat, especially the chin dribbles but worth it …….. Gordon Ramsey eat your heart out

Swap ya for me car

A mechanic that told me it will be £90 to fix a crankshaft seal on my car that might not be the problem of an oil leak, so then I would have to pay for an investigation on the engine to find out what the real problem is and then pay to also put this right ……. OR I can pay for an investigation on the engine only to find out that it is the…[Read more]

MOfookinT

lol arc soz and no..not yet

she needs to grow up bob,somebody needs to tell her its not all pig tails and pork pies at picnics these days.

ooh I do luv a good cat fight me it turns me on
but in fairness I do feel I have to side with kenners on this one,shes always been ok with me
whereas oh come on rose just admit it you are a 100% total b!tch
you love your quasi so called power,yer little fckn magic button
just g.o.o.m.f.s to me all you are is a failed milk monitor,the head prefect…[Read more]

made me mind up bloss,just thrown my twin brother in a skip
yes I do like you xx

Bit like JC this.

oh and that pic must have been taken about middayish the sun is high in the sky,i can tell that by the thin nimbuses
so mr sun always travels west in the afternoon
so therefore it must be north side of the island.

it reminds me of the auld al wilson song the snake
listen to the lyrics on that bloss,its on yuey
then youll know what i mean

bloss come here luv,sit down next to me,lets have a chat and a right nice cup of tea and play mungo jerry songs quietly in the background
i do like you,but what im saying is i think youre a bit gullible,they have supposed to have taken the word gullible out of the english dictionary last year,evidently they havent got round to it yet.
i think its…[Read more]

and have you got a dog?

I wouldnt mind sharing my mixed grill with that mizzy chick
she looks like somebody who lives about 3 streets from me
do you live in blackpool mizzy?

my youngest son (23) works for nandos hes the system/analyst /accountant for nw england and he is allowed to bring bottle after bottle home of said products,he is still living at his mams,so i always take a few bottles when i go and see my grandson on a wednesday
and every month he treats us to nandos in blackpool nr the winter gardens,hes got a…[Read more]

yep bob nudge nudge wink wink
the hypocrisy on chat 3 stinks
thats why moon ,ruby and i dont use it
our doctors have told us not to

ah ha look at you lot from 5 years ago
miss wakey me,proper man city fan,emigrated to the states to marry blah
you remember blah

er chat up lines dont know any tbh,women usually chat up me,so ive no use for chat up lines
oh i remember one that was used on me
her,”was your dad a robber”?
me “wtf what do you mean”?
her,well who stole gods eyes and…[Read more]