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oh whilst im here gobbing off can you tell tracy,not the daft one from stretford gams ex,the real one,vee wants you to pm her in pats
dunno what for,im not a nosy barstard like some

can you not just type normally ange?,I know youre trying your best,but get off the phone
I smoke a hell of a lot of weed,and your boggling my eyes in sugar boots
thats why theirs no salvia or nemesia in my baskets
ive smoked all the leaves

oh yeh they can ban legal highs,but they cant ban plants.

gonnna start calling laine mrs popple

dont know wether you know this,i know blonde knows and a cupla of others,not blowing me own trumpet or owt,im a plant expert,well not an expert but i had plant stalls all over lancs for years
and because i dont like any punters getting one over me
i learned all the latin words for plants.snap dragons antirhinums etc
in any job i do,i am that…[Read more]

also why does pats chat get so many gueststhers 56 on now
dont know any of em?

ive seen these dickheads from chat scene looking at what is doa,thin etc saying now im n ever movin from pats,if you want me,you better come and find me
now fck off
im not admin on pats

as if faz would allow that
thats more polis and suzes gig.

yeh theres a rumour kn ocking about cosy is dead,I was reading all the posts in mild amusement
sorry to disappoint you im still here folks
and heres another kick in your teeth for youz,if you try to wind me UP I just get bigger and stronger are you reading this chat scene admin
you think ive forgot about you?

lol as if watch this space

tinks I see what you are saying,all this online casino/betting bollox
but theres nothing like the buzz about being there “live”
its like somersitting in his armchair( come on yoonited”)
its better being there innit?
im knocking on a bit now tinks(im 52)i dont want to be belting out numbers anymore,ive suffered the heartache and anguish of going…[Read more]

were you saying hey dave to me angela?
im not called dave,but I know plenty of people who are
everybody knows a dave
and them who reply “er no i dont know a dave”
are liars.

dibbers,dabbers,dobbers,schmibbers,schmabbers schmobbers
I dont care what the punters call them,they arent the tools of my trade
no I was more concerned about my safety when finishing my shift
went outside,and there were all sorts of women waiting outside for me milfs,gilfs,gays,trannies the fckn lot,”I used to say look im a bingo caller thats all…[Read more]

what the problem is,prize bingo ala day trippers on the prom
and cash bingo is a completely different monkey
its like the difference tween rugby league and union
in prize,i can turn up bare chested ,pair of tight shorts and wear flip flops
“come on get your money in your slot luv”
“I will do you any of the 4 corners”
but in cash bingo its…[Read more]

todays lesson is
IF i wanted to,,but I wont
coud waste yous eejits any time I choose to

dont be banging on your horn like youre playing the drums
just beep it gently
and smile and wave
“lights are on green luv.

wassup arcy luv,cant be that bad,come and talk to your uncle mark

loll was that aimed at me or belfers?

sorry to but a dampener on things,but heres a fact
death cannot live without life.

erm im not one to google but lol

a friend in need,is a friend in debt
oh btw laine this sunny side of the street what yound were going on about,I have also seen this pheno what ever
in todmorden on the lancs/yorks border
so we all just crossed the road to the sunny bit
and laughed at the others getting pissed on over the road
im thinking why are you doing that? just get over here…[Read more]