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@kent f OBE wrote:

eating a sherbet dip dab :lol: (im 45 yrs old if anyone is going to ask :lol: i know!)

Well i’m 42 and eating strawberry laces so join the “never grew up club” :D

Sheeesshhhhh tis obviously a typo and is meant to be Goathland ……. us educated folk know where Heartbeat is filmed (runs like foook for cover) :P

Derry

Bus

deafening

JCB’ :evil:

Ascot

clogs :?

Song

Lofthouse

@will wrote:

ooops i thort netty was a woman.

is netty Reason?

or am i getting me wires crossed

I am netty but a different netty,the one that has swackers,unlike the one blessed with curtains ……. ffs why does everything i type sound rude :oops:

Fooooka ……. i thought that orange had no pips in it. :evil:

Eating a fruit salad and wonderin why i have BB on the TV :?

A name used in a text.

Hartburn

@will wrote:

nothin wrong with riding on the pavements… its not as if a bike can compete with a car on a road is it. getting run over by a bike neva killed anyone.. a cyclist gettin run over by a car has.
i know none of ya will agree.. but thats how i see it.

I once got hit by a bike ridden by a divvy on the pavement,the foooka hurt like hell -…[Read more]

Duster

@sarah_1 wrote:

Ok well I bet we’ve all heard at least one corny joke in our time. I’ll start with ……

What did the angry diner give the chef in an italian restaurant after a bad meal ?

A pizza his mind :lol:

Next ……

Why are Pirates called Pirates?

Because they ARRRRRRRRRRR :D :D/ 8-[

At last a thread worth posting on :roll:

I’ll ask the questuion on everyones lips – What amount of damage was inflicted on his big end? :shock:

So it looks like we should never judge a book by its cover.