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Speaking of double entendre 

ha martin love the photo of you over the road on baby gravys(doa) avvy

you cute little bunny  can I pick you up and give you a carrot xx

Cosy I could ask you why you come on here with your drama queen im leaving threads, frankly my dear I don’t give a flying foook what you do you jumped up knob. If you don’t like what I post then ignore it.

oh btw its friday night, 12 pm so sky has informed me,so if you want to keep in touch pm me fore then i know most ppl will say yeh right as if ,but you never know?

is i dont have a BLOOMING clue  meant to be funny arc? cos i dont know wether to laugh or not

hmm nah i will save my ribs for later,things are gonna get a bit topsy turvy before i go on saturday but i promise youse i will stick to my proviso,and my premise never to swear on a thread(mine) and just cos im leavingand

dont pick on individual…[Read more]

arf arf

ooer missus

oh youve got a lovely pear havent you mrs greengrocer

cor id like to trim your bush luv

why dont you get a job writing saucy jokes for seaside postcards.

why you going all benny hill/sid james double entendres  reason? that died out in the 70s

aah stfu mithering doris you auld b!tch,what do you want for free,at least you can still come in after saturday,and i cant and its my birthday sunday,how the fck do you think i feel? i hate ppl like you always moaning and whinging if you dont like it fck off,at least youve got a choice

me i tell you how i feel yeh? like a condemned innocent man…[Read more]

oh if only you knew what the real problem is?

Come to think of it you might have a point there, the woman who serves in the local chippy often has a scratch before she gets me sausage. 

*Holds breath*

It’s coz he needs the headroom so he doesn’t ruffle his golden locks of course. 

sorry youve just joined as im leaving  krissy so hi and bye,but hey im sure you will have lots of ppl to chat to ,most in here are alright,yes im leaving i could tell you the nasty ppl to avoid,after all all what have i got to lose,its not like a ban is gonna bother me is it? but im not built like that,im sure you will sort the wheat from the…[Read more]

no you carry on angel,be my guest all im saying is a lot of people in here havent the attention span now to read half a book,they used to till tint appeared I have contributed to this thread many times,but I dont go all war and peace about it….,.no I like to think im more succint

as quick easy and get to the point

a bit like,no lets not go there.

Every year my plums tend to suffer from an infestation, any tips on how to stop me getting dodgy plums?

I promise you I do have a plum tree 

Comical

Election

*Double checks for typo’s*  

“Gobshyte”, now that’s a proper word