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What do you get if you eat too many Christmas decorations?

Tinselitis

why are the toilets in wetherspoons always upstairs it pisses me off i cant be arsed climbing upstairs when im on the “pop” next time im in a wethers  im gonna wear waterproof pants.

So why didn’t you just simply compliment Drac?

Might as swell throw a “sweaty sock” in there just for good measure.

Sorry for going off topic and all that, but Scep why can’t you just put your argument rather than always adding some sort of dig about the so called abuse you get in here. The truth is you’re just a big girls blouse  – just saying like 

well i just do another instead,you know what they say if at first you dont suck seed

For some reason Babs seems to have no problem getting served 

An unexpected parcel from someone very dear to me.

soz i spelt incomprehensible wrong but its a bugger to spell oops just sweared on a thread delete me,im used to it

racism i meant,thers no need for it in this day and  age,why dont you flex your mind muscles  and tell me which is the only band ,that managed to squeeze in the word incomprehenible into their lyrics,clue 1 their name is a palindrome

clue 2 they are swedish

clue 3,it isnt lay all your love on me

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id love to read the sport with you batty  undera duvet day monday xxxx

dont worry about our batty,shes a daily mail reader,

me to read i know it sounds weird but golly did,he always left a message on the jar,golly is a top lad,get him back i say.

to me as a kid i saw no wrong in gollys on jam jars,he was like a mate,he helped to read.

oh dont just dont get me started drac, im that angry i will go on for ever.

im just watching the vid now scep ta he does look  like a sly little runt scep  and well ginge wow,hang on im typing to you “live” let me watch it bbl,no kisses just a firm manly handshake.

sort of acid you on kenners ?   dont tell me here tell me in pm i gotta img card for you