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im sort of saying nowt
thats all ive got to say,bit boring but there you go

Snide

Me dogs face about 30 seconds after the vet had disappeared behind him with a rubber glove on, sounds cruel but I could almost see him raise an eyebrow as if to say “oooeeeerrrrr I say madam” 

Wellies helped to

I’m getting worried about meself, I think all these sensible people are starting to rub off on me, so to speak ….. Woohoo I made a rudey 

oh shut up pete

Scep, pass the rattling head over to mork ……errrr soz orson, I think he needs one quickly.

I’m sure an upper case “C” stuck right in the middle of a name would be noticed, and I dare say the other one is an upper case “i” which would be easy to stop by telling people to use an upper case “L” in their username.

could enlarge it  but hey come on its our laneys time bless he r little cheesey chips xxx

sez skep listen  come here skep no  closer ffs closer im not to  going to hityou so  stop all of your sobbing and stop shitting your kex  and write this down a hundred times

imverysorryigivabitoflipandcheekididntmeanitiwasjustessiniluv youyouarethe funniestblokeintheworldever

lol dont mince your words sophia

ok seeing we are on about lavatorial humour,why do some women,not all just some turn their noses up at me when i suggest a game of watersports with them?

Lol that’s so bad but in a funny way, especially on at dinnertime 

I hope the guy in Sainsbury’s washed his hands in case he worked on the Deli counter 

I could have been far more crude with this reply but I was good.  

To save on loo paper of course, same as I think women should just stamp their feet.

I was once in a motorway services when I saw a bloke blatantly staring at mine, I always thought with something like that I’d have decked him but I almost shat myself and got out as quick as possible lol

If it’s late on in the night when you go to the loo you can often be greeted with a few blokes with wobbly legs, stood at the urinals, foreheads looking like they are super glued to the wall in front of them, holding onto a knob that looks like it has a life of it’s own and spraying everywhere other than it should be. 

just having a laugh with little miss karaoke over there

flummoxed