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@trapper wrote:

FIFA Laws of the Game 2014-15

Offside position

It is not an offence in itself to be in an offside position.

A player is in an offside position if:

he is nearer to his opponents’ goal line than both the ball and the second-last opponent
A player is not in an offside position if:

he is in his own half of the field of play or
he is level with the second-last opponent or
he is level with the last two opponents
Offence

A player in an offside position is only penalised if, at the moment the ball touches or is played by one of his team, he is, in the opinion of the referee, involved in active play by:

interfering with play or
interfering with an opponent or
gaining an advantage by being in that position
No offence

There is no offside offence if a player receives the ball directly from:

a goal kick
a throw-in
a corner kick

Easy innit :?

Pffffft …. some of know the offside rule!

Shuts gobby blokes up in the pub when a gal rattles it off :lol: :lol:

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@hecate wrote:

@Arc en wrote:

@hecate wrote:

@trapper wrote:

Or psychologically manipulative threads

Or it could be an interesting thread. Trapper you seem to dictate to people what they should post about, or they can post about. Nothing manipulating about the thread. Its a topic im interested in. There is a lot of psychological manipulation goes on ,on the internet. That’s a fact.

Hecate … With respect I think you want to have another look at these boards before you make a sweeping statement like that about Trapper of all people.
Based on what – a comment on your thread?
Possibly this wasn’t the best section of the boards if it’s a topic you feel strongly about & wanted serious discussion about.
You are of course entitled to post where you please but, it might not be taken too seriously in this section of the boards. :roll: :o

Well it is a mixture of all different threads. To be honest, talking about with respect. That wasn’t a sweeping statement. Dunno why everything I post people are looking for a snipe.
You cant post, you can’t post here you can’t post there. All I wanted was a little interaction with the subject, we could have made it good banter. Then if it had been someone els who posted, nothing would have been sed. Look,i want to enjoy and cause interest in the boards. Not fight Its not as if everyone is beating a path to the boards. People have posted more serious subject.

Ironic then is it not that you start such a deep thread within 5 posts of registering. Then accuse one of the most popular & respected contributors of being a dictator (nicely skirted over in your reply by the way).
You claim to be a reg but hide under a name , never understood that one.

The only one making snidey remarks is you! To date you have bumped your gums about Laine , then you have a dig at Trapper.
Where has anyone told you where you can & can’t post??

All I said was that if you wanted a serious discussion then the “Getting serious” thread might of been a better place to post.
You and I quote “want to enjoy the boards” well lighten up that might be an idea.

The boards aren’t for everyone & if you look there is & always has been a core of contributors that can talk shyte with the best of them but can also do serious.

Hecate is an interesting name … greek goddess of witchcraft? (Sorry to disagree with ya rogue )

Anyway have a big pinch of salt you need it here … :wink: :lol:

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@hecate wrote:

@trapper wrote:

Or psychologically manipulative threads

Or it could be an interesting thread. Trapper you seem to dictate to people what they should post about, or they can post about. Nothing manipulating about the thread. Its a topic im interested in. There is a lot of psychological manipulation goes on ,on the internet. That’s a fact.

Hecate … With respect I think you want to have another look at these boards before you make a sweeping statement like that about Trapper of all people.
Based on what – a comment on your thread?
Possibly this wasn’t the best section of the boards if it’s a topic you feel strongly about & wanted serious discussion about.
You are of course entitled to post where you please but, it might not be taken too seriously in this section of the boards. :roll: :o

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@blossom. wrote:

Arc, when I’m using a different name I Always admit to who I am.

That may be namechanging, but defintitely not namehiding.

Bloss I was trying to be humorous.
No one can accuse you of name hiding.

Blimey SoH required at times on the boards folks. :lol:

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@rogue trader wrote:

oh and the legend of the cone,the urban myth,the night when 28,378 jc users were all crushed together watching the alleged incident from a bridge

so what i dont understand is every time i go in chat i get
hi coney
conan the librarian
coney island baby
etc
beleive me ive heard them all.

Wanna big pinch out of my bag of salt rogue ? :lol:

JC urban myths are always best taken with a large pinch :wink:

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Bloss you got more disguises than Mr Benn’s shopkeeper !!!!

Mates of yours? [-X :lol:

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Hahaha Forum Host PB a real JC legend .

He was sharp as a knife with his put downs & his sarcasm well….. :lol:

Sadly Trapp’s – a lot of chatters/ boardies wont have had the pleasure. He could make grown men cry.

His spoofs were fab. Who remembers dear Adeboje Mwambi ?
:lol: :lol:

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Aww c’mon rogue we all do it .

Mostly in jest but , you’re right there are a few that swear every other word. We all know who they are .

I think its hilarious in some cases when the ole JC censorship kicks in.

“kicked him up the arse” always amuses me & says it beautifully :lol:

Now be a good chap & foxtrot Oscar & stop moaning. Your spelling is good but your grammar is terrible for a writer . :wink: :lol:

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Being woken up at 5.45 am by some ar5ehole beeping his horn rather than getting out the van & knocking for the bloke he had come to pick up !!!!

Feckwit !!! :x

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