Get VIP membership and remove the ads, create a chat forum signature and much more!

Just Chat
  • Members: Log in here

Menu

  • Join Just Chat
  • Chat rooms
    • Chat forum one
    • Chat forum two
    • Chat forum three
    • Members only chat
    • Quiz room
    • Our Chat Guides
  • Message boards
  • Our members
    • Recent activity
  • Blog

Artful Dodger

Profile picture of Artful Dodger

@artful-dodger-2

active 6 years, 2 months ago
  • Activity
  • Profile
  • Friends 1
  • Forums
  • Personal
  • Mentions
  • Favourites
  • Friends
  • Profile picture of Artful Dodger

    Artful Dodger started the topic East Anglian woman arrested for lobbing mattress topper out of her window in the forum Getting serious 6 years, 3 months ago

    Today at 9.45am East Anglian resident Sally namewitheld was arrested after lobbing her mattress topper out of her window.

    Police were called after the 45 year old woman was found hanging out of her window having counteracted the safety locks and screaming ‘THIS FCKING MATTRESS TOPPER WONT STAY IN ONE PLACE AND IM WAKING UP EVERY NIGHT OVER THE…[Read more]

  • Profile picture of Artful Dodger

    Artful Dodger replied to the topic Five Star Spa Break With The Man Of My Dreams 💖 in the forum Getting serious 6 years, 3 months ago

    i hereby apologise to tracynumber1

    she really is that fucking annoying

    as you were

  • Profile picture of Artful Dodger

    Artful Dodger replied to the topic Five Star Spa Break With The Man Of My Dreams 💖 in the forum Getting serious 6 years, 3 months ago

    LEAVE ANYONE WHO HAS A BRAIN ALONE COS JAMIE DOESNT HAVE ONE

     

    MORG HAS BEEN TYPING FROM HER ACCOUNT YOU STUPID DUMB BITCH

    COULD SOME ONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO JAMIE?

    FFS

    apart from the donkey she is the dumbest person i know

  • Profile picture of Artful Dodger

    Artful Dodger replied to the topic Five Star Spa Break With The Man Of My Dreams 💖 in the forum Getting serious 6 years, 3 months ago

    leave who alone?

    what are you talking about?

    we all know you are stupid but in this instance what do you mean?

    WHAT YOU DO YOU MEAN YOU THICK IDOIO

    you thought  janey  was morg

    i think you must be the most fucking stupid person ive ever conversed with on the planet

     

  • Profile picture of Artful Dodger

    Artful Dodger replied to the topic Posting Chatters Pics And Addresses Hmmm in the forum Getting serious 6 years, 3 months ago

    You couldn’t make this sh** up.

     

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nauLgZISozs
  • Profile picture of Artful Dodger

    Artful Dodger replied to the topic Help! I need an adult…. in the forum Getting serious 6 years, 3 months ago

    Maintenance scheduled from 7am ti 11am roughly.

     

     

  • Profile picture of Artful Dodger

    Artful Dodger replied to the topic Help! I need an adult…. in the forum Getting serious 6 years, 3 months ago

    What?

    :unsure:

  • Profile picture of Artful Dodger

    Artful Dodger replied to the topic Help! I need an adult…. in the forum Getting serious 6 years, 3 months ago

    Should be back on around 11am.

    It is actually scheduled maintenance.

    Everyone could have been notified of this in advance.

     

  • Profile picture of Artful Dodger

    Artful Dodger replied to the topic Help! I need an adult…. in the forum Getting serious 6 years, 3 months ago

    Yeah its currently totally up the spout, all sites that use it are experiencing problems.

    Could be down for a while to come.

  • Profile picture of Artful Dodger

    Artful Dodger replied to the topic Help! I need an adult…. in the forum Getting serious 6 years, 3 months ago

    Apparently the providers of the chat element are currently having a few issues.

    It is not you.

     

     

  • Profile picture of Artful Dodger

    Artful Dodger replied to the topic Five Star Spa Break With The Man Of My Dreams 💖 in the forum Getting serious 6 years, 3 months ago

    When people are in love, they often share things.  Once Morg (Ambassador) gets her account banned she can always pay a tenner for a new one.

    I hope they are enjoying their trip to the Spar, I doubt we will see either one of them in chat for the next week or so, they will be far too busy enjoying themselves to waste time in here I would…[Read more]

  • Profile picture of Artful Dodger

    Artful Dodger replied to the topic What do people want from chatrooms? in the forum Getting serious 6 years, 4 months ago

    Oh his tip are:

    rohypnol

    tie them up and sling them in your boot

    disolve in acid

    use a spade for back garden

    sorted.

  • Profile picture of Artful Dodger

    Artful Dodger replied to the topic FAO Sceptical ( The EU reincarnation of Mister Q) in the forum Getting serious 6 years, 4 months ago

    Fair enough, point acknowledged.

     

  • Profile picture of Artful Dodger

    Artful Dodger replied to the topic What do people want from chatrooms? in the forum Getting serious 6 years, 4 months ago

    i wont lie, all i can offer anyone is a malted moo biscuit.

    Some sites would never allow people to post up your home addresses up (after finding your details off worksites when youve earnt money with your cv and they have literally hunted you down to get your linkedin account details

    it would appear that if you have never ever worked for a…[Read more]

  • Profile picture of Artful Dodger

    Artful Dodger replied to the topic FAO Sceptical ( The EU reincarnation of Mister Q) in the forum Getting serious 6 years, 4 months ago

    ok

    x

    wow i only said hi

  • Profile picture of Artful Dodger

    Artful Dodger replied to the topic What do people want from chatrooms? in the forum Getting serious 6 years, 4 months ago

    ive missed you x

     

  • Profile picture of Artful Dodger

    Artful Dodger replied to the topic False Friends in the forum Art, poetry, music and film 6 years, 4 months ago

    OMG arent you as a professional dealing with people with drug/alcohol addictions?

    You said you were dealing with people with these problems on a day to day to basis.

    You work with vulnerable people trying to help them with their day to day struggles yet you ridicule and rip the living piss out of people with issues on the boards here?

     

    STOP…[Read more]

  • Profile picture of Artful Dodger

    Artful Dodger started the topic What do people want from chatrooms? in the forum Getting serious 6 years, 4 months ago

    What do people really want?

    Do they want somewhere to go where they can chat to other people who may be from all around the world and find out new things and possibly make new friends.

    Do they want to escape their own reality and just have a laugh and a giggle and some banter and just forget everything that gets them down and let their hair…[Read more]

  • Profile picture of Artful Dodger

    Artful Dodger replied to the topic FAO Sceptical ( The EU reincarnation of Mister Q) in the forum Getting serious 6 years, 4 months ago

    Seriously why are you so nasty?

    Misterq defended you for so long when no one wanted to know you.

    Linda, its not everyone else who needs help, its you.

    Look at your remarks on the boards, really look at them.  You are proper insulting and nasty.

    We all used to pick through your comments before and seek for anything that made sense, i mean…[Read more]

  • Profile picture of Artful Dodger

    Artful Dodger replied to the topic Ask me no questions and i'll tell ee no lies………… in the forum Technical Q&A 6 years, 4 months ago

    Oppse woopse, the irony.

    You really could not make this shit up.

     

  • Load More

Enjoy Just Chat? Spread the word!

  • Tweet

News and updates

  • Scheduled chat forum downtime 9 May, 2018
  • Season’s greetings! 24 December, 2017
  • An important update to the site rules 7 July, 2017
  • The new chat forum three — lift off! 12 April, 2017
  • And another year rolls around… 23 December, 2016

Active discussions

  • Divine intervention
    2 weeks, 4 days ago
  • QUIZ ROOM LEAGUE TABLE 2025
    3 weeks, 4 days ago
  • How come
    1 month, 3 weeks ago
  • ADHD and similar
    2 months, 1 week ago
  • Have you taken.
    2 months, 2 weeks ago
Copyright © 2000 - 2025 Martin Reed / Just Chat. Thanks to UK web hosting.
  • Stay safe
  • Terms of service
  • Privacy
  • Rules
  • Links
  • Advertise
  • Contact
We use cookies to give you the best experience on our website. If you continue, we'll assume you're OK with this.OK