Artful Dodger

yep i’m still the best….LMAO

Hey Sarah…..take some meat and use your loaf…..LOL…..give me some time and if no one else has bothered i’ll give you a great recipe for meatloaf….reminds me of a biscuit joke but…crumbs..just look at the time…LMAO

To be honest……i speak for my self at all times….funny though……making royal jokes……LOL….

Why did Anne Boleyn…lose her ear? because Henry Tudor…..LMAO Why did Henry really get bored of Anne?…….because she was always Bowling….RATF

What film was famous for the speech..There’s no place like home?

Well what can i say! you guessed right milky…i’ve been on a cycling trip. I’m a firm believer in never taking any internet related stuff on holiday. That’s why i go on holiday…LOL

I never have connection issues with this site….some times, i just got to see some of the country on bike…..i had a wheely good time….LOL…..funnily enough,…[Read more]

As any one knows ruthless……i get all the replies i want or need. Statistics don’t do much for me. You seem a bit ruthless to me…LMAO

Hey Sarah….Sophie Ellis Bextor just got killed at the night club……Police are saying it is  Murder on the dance floor……RATF…LMAO

LMAO…….good one hugs…RATF LMAO….yes hugs…never steal Mr Whippy Ice Cream and boast about it…after all…Walls have ears…..LMAO PML RATH

Any way……i digress……yawning doesn’t always mean you’r bored out of yer skull Sarah….can mean yer just releasing tension. Always great to see you.

Tension is an interesting complex……paradox in some ways……tension can help one to relax and yet at the same time, tension can be flexing due to danger.

I remember in the Army there was…[Read more]

Remington Steel? classic series……featuring future Bond who wasn’t available at the time due to contractual obligations to Remington Steel…Guess he just had to die another day….LMAO

Fancy naming the bad guy Mr Kill….LOL

Well sceppers last comment summed it up…proves my point really. I can take bitching at me and i tend to sadly get drawn in to it my self but when any one tries to under mine a friends view of their friendship with me..well that’s the lowest one can go.

Reminds me of a joke where the terrorist gets on the plane and sees an old friend…he shouts out…Hi Jack…….LOLOLOLOL

Hi jack……who do you mean by jack? is he a reg or new person?………LMAO…Actually the reason i laugh is because of the film Titanic where kate is discussing Froyd around the table and Bruce Ismay says……. froyd..who is he? is he a passenger on the ship?…LMAO

Awesome !

Yes i do recall somer talking about his plants. A great trick in Snooker…LOL…i digress…..still got the statue in your garden somer?

oooh we have a new triad forming….milky, linda and somer…….LMAO…what will you call your selves…the back scratching club?……LMAO…to be honest somer…yer quite right……i don’t write because i’m interested in likes, comments or generally ass licking…..

And i tend to avoid slagging people off …in most cases……you carry…[Read more]