Artful Dodger

PML LMAO RATF………..

I was a hitman once……i made a killing at it…

Why did the young biscuit cry?…cause his mother was a wafer so long….LOL RATf PML

LOL….. iremember the mother who phoned her son up when he had been away for some time i nthe Air Force……….How you doing son? she said…great mum he said i’ve grown another foot since i saw you last…

That’s ok said mum…i’ll knit you another sock….LMAO RATF PML

Jack of all trades?….LMAO RATF PML

LMAO what a load of tosh……..booo bring on the moosey clowns…LMAO RATF PML

GE always comes in to attack some one……….

LMAO RATf PML…………have a great day…..LMAo RATF PML……….

LMAO @moosey…..what works well?….PML PML RATF LMAO

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So which historical character who killed loads of people had astma?………………no ok it was Vlad the inhaler……LMAO RATF PML

Which author was lighting his fire when writing a book about a blood sucker?…………ok it was Bram Stoker…………LMAO RATF PML

I sure will………….King Alfred had a grate weekend once……..LMAo

LMAO @ milky……..think son think……LMAo RATF PMl……….use the grey cells Hastings as Poirot would say………..PML LMAO RATF

Sorry i forget…you both only like men….LMAO RATF PMl…………don’t bend over sceppers…somer’s behind you….LOL LMAO RATF PML…………

PML LMAO………..somer hung like a donkey?….more like a worm……..LMAO RATf PML…………oh sorry to interupt somer trying to get in with sophia PML but um needs it?….well weird………..

Somers in a contest with sceppers to see how many women they can chat up…..LMAO RATF PML

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Is that Posh Spice and her dad when she was young?…………LMAO RATF PML

Who was the greatest…Eric Bristow or John Lowe?

Hi Jack we’re all new here…………LMAO RATF PMl TOl………….