Right here we go – I’m not complete but I’m nearly there
Guest List :-
Me – I’m no one important – except to me mum – but it’s my bloody party
Me Dad – Cos he’s been dead nearly a year now – and I never got to take him to half the places I wanted to – nor tell him how much I loved him
John Lennon – cos I think he was the greatest songwriter ever – he can entertain us with a few tunes Then he can tell us why the French Connection UK – he got involved with that bloody jap
Adolf Hitler – we are gonna ask him what did he really have against the jews ?? – and why he sported that silly tash – and if he fancies Emma – who unfortuantely isn;t invited
Marilyn Monoroe – well it was a toss up between her and Emma – and Marilyn just nudged it She’s here cos I think she’s sex on legs without being a skinny – love those lips too – she’s mine tonight – cos it’s MY party
George Best the greatest footballer I have ever seen – why the French Connection UK did he ruin his life with drink – a bit more control – he woudl have been wowing the ladies way until his 80’s – He can keep his eyes of Mar tho – she’s mine
Jesus – yes Jesus – is he for real – was he a wind up – was he a nutter – or was he really the son of God – all wil be revealed after a few pints
Robert De Niro – greatest actor of his generation – can play any part – i’d love to hear his life story – but he can keep his hands off Mar
Peter Kay – funny as French Connection UK – his comments on everyday events and his twist on things are brilliant – he can entertain us
Keith Floyd – bit of a pss artist too – but he can cook first – then have a few bevvies – he’s a hoot when rat assed
Kim Basinger – sexiest woman alive – loved her in those Pretty Polly ads – she’s here as 1st reserve if the unthinkable happens and Mar disses me
Karen Robinson – an ex girlfriend , who was shot and killed by a jealous boyfriend Her life was taken away at the age of 23 – what a waste – I have always felt her presence – she’s be in her 40’s now and probably a fine lovely successful lady
The theme will be Eat drink and be Merry – Keith is cooking – so I expect loads of fish dishes – fresh mussels , lobster , crab salmon turbot and a few T Bone steaks – we geordies dont do posh
Fosters lager and champagne to drink – Ginger Beer for Besty
I,m sittign between Kim and Mar – the rest of the fcekers can fight over the remaining seats
Tut drivvs wheres my invite ffs, thought we were mates, u need some young blood in ur party too lmao. I am most upset now. lol.
Well people take me as they find me and if they dont like that then hard luck lol. I put weight on due to steroids, and am struggling to lose some purely for personal and health reasons, though im not wot ud exactly call huge. Just bigger than im used to being which feels wrong to me. Id never lose weight to make some bloke happy no way. :wink: :lol: You are what you are.
Every morning when you go into work , think of all the good things in your life , Keep a smile on your face and be pleasant to everyone . Your smile will be contagious , everyone will be happier and you may even start to like the job a bit
Aww what a nice way to look at things and very true. I was in job I hated for years, and can say that through no fault of my own, just medical reasons, I had to leave that job. It might have taken a while but i am now doing a job I thoroughly enjoy. Which is amazing for me cos It was doubtful id ever work again.Sometimes things seem low but there is always a way back up. Even if it takes time. :lol: :wink:
That would sure be a kick in the teeth for us people that are spending £40 minimum per month on the extortionate price of prescriptions, for medication that keeps us alive, and we cannot live without. The Country has deffo gone insane. Next we will be wiping their arses for them too ffs. These druggies made their choice to take drugs, us people that need vital meds have no choice. :(
She was braught up with a strict Catholic upbringing, and has rebelled against it for years. Being catholic myself I feel that she uses these icons to get back at the catholic church, for the way she was braught up.
Thats what she is all about she is Madonna, and has done all she can think of to shock people and wants to keep doing that. She thrives on being contravercial, and shocking the public. It must work after all she has made millions this way.
Kids should be given more credit, they have an amazing ability to sense problems, in the home environment. Despite us adults pretending to be happy, if there is any hostility the children are usually effected even if we dont notice. I dont agree with the idea of staying with a partner for the sake of the children, as long as the children know that both parents are there for them or in some certain cases the relative or guardian has their best interests at heart they would be better off, than living in a hostile environment.