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Oh, I think I am quite sure what you are about sausage.

Actually Mizzy is short for Mizzmogg/Mizzogg, which is what my mum called me when I was a young child when I was grumpy and sulky so it is also a nickname.   I’d rather just be called by my actual name but there are too many people with my name.   I also get tinnitus and have had bad ears since I was young, have a perforated eardrum which I nee…[Read more]

Yes ok as I don’t imagine you have many.  Hope it goes ok.

Yeah that cosy doesn’t suit you, you’d look better in a balaclava.  You’re grumpy as its funny

I think she’s looking at it as if she’s suddenly going to bite its head off and eat it

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see us?

Do people call you cosy cos you wear a tea cosy on your head?  That would be cool.

Pease Pudding Recipe

Place a ham hock in your biggest pan, cover with cold water and slowly bring to the boil. Once it’s come to the boil, take it off the heat and pour away some of the water; this will get rid of some of the saltiness from the ham.
Wash about 300g yellow split peas thoroughly in cold water then leave overnight (in fresh w…[Read more]

let them all go.  he doesn’t love you, he doesn’t want you, he doesn’t care about you, never forget.

1 childish digs in room

2 loosing an earing ive looked everywhere grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

3 forgeting to buy an onion earlier

Thank you xx

spending some quality time with my sons we went out with the metal dedector and the woofer was a nice afternoon

I am a troll?  Interesting name you got there sausage, interesting profile picture too.  My face may not be your cup of tea but calling me a troll is a little harsh.  I do have hairy feet like a hobbit and funny pointy ears I hide with my hair.  You sound quite like that funny bird with the blow up husband.

stitches

GLADSY – you will be fine just sit on the fence, never get involved in other peoples arguments i.e never actually grow to like anyone or feel the need to defend them, always assume that people you befriend will talk about you behind your back so never give out any information or trust anyone.  Talk about religion and politics if you really want…[Read more]

Thank you xxxx it’s always nice to get feedback on my poetry, Orson big banana thinks I write crap poetry, he was very unkind to me on karmas poem thread.  My next poem will be a really deep and meaningful one about religion and politics and about how the leaves on the trees float off like the death of another summer signifying how cold and dark…[Read more]