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    Bat replied to the topic Christmas presents – what did you get ??? in the board Off topic chat 16 years, 8 months ago

    @ForumHostPB wrote:

    Don’t worry Bat – Pete knows the drill. :lol: :lol: :lol:

    You get bloody worse you do. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    Bat replied to the topic Christmas presents – what did you get ??? in the board Off topic chat 16 years, 8 months ago

    @Pete wrote:

    @tinks wrote:

    @Pete wrote:

    f*cking toothache :evil:

    string and door handle comes to mind here

    :D

    can i be the one to slam it?

    Thanks for your very kind offer but turns out a tooth doesn’t need removing but i’ll bear it in mind should i ever need an extraction 8-[

    Hows ya toof them pete? Heres something to make it all better. :wink:

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    Bat replied to the topic You know one thing thats great about Christmas? in the board Off topic chat 16 years, 8 months ago

    @Pete wrote:

    How long does a turkey last in a freezer ?

    (3 – 4 months …..Ed)

    (BTW – she’ll get food poisoning next Christmas ….. Ed)

    3-4 months?? Where do you get your turkeys from then? The ones I get from tescos will last until next Christmas. It says so on the packet so it must be true. :wink:

    And I will not get food poisoning…[Read more]

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    Bat replied to the topic Israel At It Again in the board Getting serious 16 years, 8 months ago

    @Pete wrote:

    wouldnt a well placed nuclear missile turning the desert to glass “cure” the Middle East problem ? It’s never going to end

    pete I fear that you are right. Much as we,d all love to beleive in fairy tales, and happy endings, I don,t think that out in the middle east that is gonna happen in our lifetime. The fighting just goes on and on.…[Read more]

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    Bat replied to the topic You know one thing thats great about Christmas? in the board Off topic chat 16 years, 8 months ago

    So has everyone finished up all that lovey left over turkey then? I,ve had turkey curry and the OH had sweet and sour turkey.

    Now I,m on the lookout for cheap turkeys tescos might be selling off to go in the freezer for next Christmas. How efficient is that eh? Nowt like being prepared. :lol:

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    Bat replied to the topic 999 timewasters in the board Getting serious 16 years, 8 months ago

    @ForumHostPB wrote:

    I know – it’s terrible isn’t it??

    I’ve even heard of chatroom / message board users who called 999 because somebody accused them of lying. I mean how awful is that???

    “You’re not ill, you’re a ****ing liar”

    “Right that’s IT !!!! I’m calling the Police RIGHT NOW !!!”

    Needless to say, the Police attend each and every such…

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    Bat replied to the topic Environmentally friendly?………..not a hope!!! in the board Getting serious 16 years, 8 months ago

    Yes tinks I agree with you. The amount of packaging on products drives me mad. The amount of packaging on products that isn,t recyclable also drives me mad.

    Why can,t my local council recycle polystyrene or bubble wrap? I have to chuck it out with the normal rubbish and it ends up on a landfill. :evil:

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    Bat replied to the topic Christmas presents – what did you get ??? in the board Off topic chat 16 years, 8 months ago

    I got lots of nice body sprays which I always like to get.
    I also got Ross Kemp on gangs which I,ve read already and I,ll read again. Brilliant book.
    I got some ghostie books as well.
    Had a toaster from mum and dad and some lovely terracotta soup bowls from my brother.
    My youngest son brought me a cross and chain which I,ve got on and probably…
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    Bat replied to the topic Bat in the board Off topic chat 16 years, 8 months ago

    @ForumHostPB wrote:

    Surely, you mean … “I can’t fly…”

    Groan. :lol:

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    Bat replied to the topic Bat in the board Off topic chat 16 years, 8 months ago

    Awww thanks pretty, and the same to you hun. I,m full of turkey and I can,t move now lol.
    xxxxxxx

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    Bat replied to the topic You know one thing thats great about Christmas? in the board Off topic chat 16 years, 8 months ago

    @Cas wrote:

    @Bat wrote:

    Ok as promised, a few recipes from British turkey.co.uk for all that lovely leftover turkey you didn,t know what to do with.
    turkey jambalaya
    coronation turkey
    turkey fajitas
    turkey, mushroom and red pepper pie
    There you go. Better than boring old sarnies innit eh? :wink:

    [-(

    :mrgreen: :-

    Happy Christmas ya mare…

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    Bat replied to the topic You know one thing thats great about Christmas? in the board Off topic chat 16 years, 8 months ago

    Ok as promised, a few recipes from British turkey.co.uk for all that lovely leftover turkey you didn,t know what to do with.
    turkey jambalaya
    coronation turkey
    turkey fajitas
    turkey, mushroom and red pepper pie
    There you go. Better than boring old sarnies innit eh? :wink:

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    Bat replied to the topic Word of the Day, take 2!!! in the board Chat forum three boards 16 years, 8 months ago

    Thoughtless.

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    Bat replied to the topic I don’t bliddy believe it ……. in the board Off topic chat 16 years, 8 months ago

    Himself went to tescos a couple of hours ago and he said it was a bloody nightmare. People were going mad. He said it,s open ALL night and won,t close until 6pm tomorow night.

    There were parents with young kids who were running around mad, and crying because they were fed up and tired.

    Why do people need so much bloody food?? I know that some…[Read more]

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    Bat replied to the topic Merry Christmas from Just Chat in the board Off topic chat 16 years, 8 months ago

    Happy Christmas to you too boss, and a very happy Christmas to everyone else in Just Chat. Hope you all have a lovely day.

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    Bat replied to the topic I don’t bliddy believe it ……. in the board Off topic chat 16 years, 8 months ago

    You know what PB? I reckon that not only should Martin start up Just Chav, as you suggested, but we should also have Just Help as well.

    That way our users can have our unique “helpfull suggestions” all year round.
    We really do care don,t we eh? :lol:

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    Bat replied to the topic Christmas lights ….. spot the Chav in the board Off topic chat 16 years, 8 months ago

    @ForumHostPB wrote:

    I found this depiction of a Chavvy Christmas scene:

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    Bat replied to the topic Word of the Day, take 2!!! in the board Chat forum three boards 16 years, 8 months ago

    Meany. :lol:

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    Bat replied to the topic Word of the Day, take 2!!! in the board Chat forum three boards 16 years, 8 months ago

    Turkey. :lol:

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    Bat replied to the topic I don’t bliddy believe it ……. in the board Off topic chat 16 years, 8 months ago

    Tell you what Sarah you could kill two birds with one stone here. You could grab your easter eggs quick AND grab a cheap turkey at the same time. That way you,ll be all ready for easter and next years Christmas.

    Good idea or what eh? :lol:

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