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The scene that NEVER fails to make me cry is the one from Kramer versus Kramer, when Dustin Hofman tells his son he has to live with his mum, and the little boy just crys and crys. It breaks my heart every time.

The funiest film I,ve ever seen is National Lampoons Animal House. :lol: :lol:

@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

Its must be a slow news day

I should think every day is a slow day for you isnt it doa? :wink: :wink:

Cheers Martin, I,ve just got rid of the virus programe I had, which I hated anyway, and downloaded the free version of AVG. I,d never heard of it until you suggested it. But I still wonder, why Norton wouldnt install. :?

@HermanGRRRman! wrote:

Good team eh? GRRRRRR that proves ur all bullies! I’ll get u chess, and u PATS and oooh bat, just u wait darling……………if only……

We aint bullies Max, we only want to help you with your poorly toof dont we ladies? PATS will be nice and gentle with you,and Chess can give you one of her evil grins to put you at…[Read more]

@sophie* wrote:

Don’t know what your problem is with ‘Tommy Toxen’ hun but I assure you i’m not one of his alter egos.

I have never been on these boards before yesterday, under any name.

Believe me or don’t believe me, I won’t lose sleep either way,t’is the internet after all.

I take people as I find ’em, maybe you could do the…

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@token_male wrote:

@Bat wrote:

@Bad Manners wrote:

Which Rocky song did he sing? The classic Eye Of The Tiger?
That song always makes me want to go out and punch the cr.ap out of the first person I come across.

Nooooooooooo BM lol that song was sung by Suvivour. Martin means the theme to Rocky, especially in the first one, when he runs up all those…

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@ChatHostUK wrote:

The one on the far right looks positively anorexic in comparison….

OK I have to stop looking now….

You and me both Martin…… Smokey where did you find those? They are gross!! ffs. In fact I sent them to my mum and thats what she said too. :-… :-… :-… :-…

@Bad Manners wrote:

Which Rocky song did he sing? The classic Eye Of The Tiger?
That song always makes me want to go out and punch the cr.ap out of the first person I come across.

Nooooooooooo BM lol that song was sung by Suvivour. Martin means the theme to Rocky, especially in the first one, when he runs up all those steps? Classic song that. I…[Read more]

@Liam-Wabbit wrote:

If its in a PC rom format, it cannot be copied and used on a playstation or any other console.

shame really, i’d love to take half my games with me and play them at a mates on his console

Oh bugger…well thanks anyway Liam. grrrrrrrr :evil: :evil:

@Drivel wrote:

@Slayer wrote:

Fully support a national DNA database and one of fingerprints too

Have to agree Owen- anything which tackles crime and keeps “undesirables” out would be a big hit with the BNP, you’d think- unless of course they see a bigger media coup in being hypocritical and turning against their own policies! :lol:

Me too

If you…

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@PATS wrote:

mixes up the mouth wash.one part bleach.2 parts salt..3 parts quickdrying cement. :- :-

And you,ll need this to mix it with.

There ya go Max, I told you we,d take care of you didnt I? :wink: :twisted: :twisted:

@ugo wrote:

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Oh stop bloody whinging Max ffs. I told you that PATS would very gentle didnt I? I bet that didnt hurt one tiny little bit did it. Now Chess will give you your after dental care.(she,s been looking forward to this) :wink: :wink: :wink:
ps. Chess make sure youv,e got PLENTY of salt. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Right, Max has still got tootheache, so I,ve found the perfect syringe to inject his poorly tender gums with…PATS would you like to do the honours? :wink:

Now Max you dont have to worry hun, PATS will be very very gentle with you, wont you? and just for you, she,ll get Chess to help her…you know with things like, passing the saw etc.…[Read more]

@Catmanblue wrote:

@cath 55 wrote:

@Magoo wrote:

:wink: :lol:

all i got is a little red cross :?: :? :? :wink:

OMG Chess will be on the technical support line for days thinking her computer has broken again :shock: :shock:

I,ll send her some nice little bat pics Catty, that,ll make her pooter feel much better lol. If it didnt have an anti…[Read more]

:D :D :D :D

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If someone wants to eat 10 pizzas a day, self inflicts their condition, and then needs a heart transplant, but will continue afterwards in the same lifestyle- should that person have the same right to a new heart as someone who has been active in keeping themselves healthy but for other reasons (ie hereditary or clinical) needs a…[Read more]

Sharon I,ll add my good wishes for the little guy as well hun. Bless his heart, I hope he has a lovely time. I didnt read the insulting replies, thank God. How someone could say something nasty about a 9 year old kid with cancer defies belief really. Let us all know how he gets on Sharon, and maybe post some pics on here that we can all see? Tc.xx

@American Woman wrote:

@Bat wrote:

in the linen cupboard

Bat Hunni – You are a Rock Star

I found the freaking keys in my Linen Cuboard. I didn’t even think about it until Bat suggested it :lol: . They were in between some sheets. He’s such a little devil sometimes. It sparked my memory that I let him play in there a while back when I was…

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Ok, how about the toilet, (kids are fascinated by them) the dvd player,laundry basket,garden,fridge,freezer,cdrom drive in the pc, in a kitchen cupboard, under the bed,in a kitchen drawer,in the garbage,microwave,buried them in the garden, the sandpit,in the linen cupboard,in your handbag,down the back of the sofa,in the washing…[Read more]