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  • #263039

    Bat

    Hey SGT Bat..I like that. Thanks ugo lol. :lol: :lol:

    #262952

    Bat

    @forumhostpb wrote:

    He bears a really strong ressemblance to a well known chatroom abuser ….. who strangely, we haven’t seen around for a while. Hmmmmm ….. I wonder ???

    Bloody hell PB he does look like you know who!! :shock: :shock:

    #261380

    Bat

    @oss wrote:

    My god you actually go to the shops lol.

    You want to meet Bat and show her how it is done, she just shops on line and she still complains about the queue at the checkout :lol:

    oh and welcome thunder :D

    OI!!! Now you just bloody see here a minute young man. It wasnt my bloody fault I tell ya. THREE times I tried to check out on line…..THREE. Bloody useless site. And yes I do hate queues..HATE em I do. If I,m stuck in a traffic jam and your in front of me, may God help you. Grrrrr. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

    #262837

    Bat

    @pats wrote:

    @oss wrote:

    @pats wrote:

    @oss wrote:

    I think it should be done 6 evenings a week and Sunday Dinner.

    It’s one of the old traditions that makes a family a family.
    :)

    boll/ox…………..i was made to sit at the table fa hours till i cleared my plate. as long as my kids finish thier food.they can eat it in the garden fa all i care. :D

    Well if ya didn’t play with ya food, and just ate it you would of got of the table sooner. If ya was my kid i would of let ya go from the table and served ya dinner for breakfast.

    wouldnt be the first time i ad congealed gravy an mash fa brekky oss……but i was well ard.i still refused it. :D

    Did your parents really do that PATS? Thats terrible. I,d never do that to my kids.

    #260969

    Bat

    @ugo wrote:

    @forumhostcl wrote:

    Hi everyone,
    I think its great all you guys are meeting up as you have all got to know each other on line. But can i just say one thing and im not being a kill joy honest. PLEASE dont put details of the hotels you will be staying at on here. Maybe i am just been to carefull but we all know not everyone who reads these boards is a nice person and i just feel maybe we dont need to give the nutters to much info. Love ForumHostCL xxx

    =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> :- :-$

    Welcome back ugo. :wink:

    #262834

    Bat

    @pats wrote:

    @oss wrote:

    I think it should be done 6 evenings a week and Sunday Dinner.

    It’s one of the old traditions that makes a family a family.
    :)

    boll/ox…………..i was made to sit at the table fa hours till i cleared my plate. as long as my kids finish thier food.they can eat it in the garden fa all i care. :D

    I agree with ya PATS. I have vivid memories of sitting at the dinner table under the hawkeye of my dad whilst he watched us take every damn mouthful. Mealtimes were a bloody nightmare. I,m with you. As long as my kids eat their food, and they are happy I couldnt care less. We do eat christmas dinner and sunday dinner at the table, but it,s not a bloody military operation like it was when I was a kid. They are allowed to speak at the table. Oh and shock horror, I sometimes let them take food upstairs to eat whilst they play the playstation. !! :shock: :shock: :wink: :lol:

    #262965

    Bat

    @oss wrote:

    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    I,ve got one thing to say to you young man. Ready?

    %$££$&^S! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    #262831

    Bat

    @hermangrrrman! wrote:

    I often cook a meal for my family because i love the way they screw their face up when they put the first fork full in!
    Jokes aside………
    I really love cooking for others, it makes it worth while and when I do cook for my family, i insist that they sit in the dining room around the table too!
    FFS im such a gent :D

    Max will you change that bloody avatar!!! FFS it,s horrible. :evil: :evil: :evil:

    #256219

    Bat

    @oss wrote:

    Bat i managed to find a car a lil bit older than yours :D

    LMAO. You cheeky bugger. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    #262851

    Bat

    @forumhostpb wrote:

    @becky wrote:

    See women can make themselves up with make up, men cant. Feel sorry for us women, they can go to bed with an ugly f.ucker and wake up with him!!! Never gets better!!!! :lol: So before you slate “goggle” eyes its a good job women arent judgemental isnt it LADS? :lol:

    The issue here Becky, is that if a woman sleeps with ”an ugly f.ucker” (as you so eloquently put it), then she does so in the full knowledge that he is ”ugly”. She makes that choice and gets exactly what she sees.

    However, and as these pictures so aptly testify, a man can go to bed with what he thinks is a really pretty / attractive woman … and wake up to find that he has been porking Frankenstein’s bride.

    The Misrepresentation Act 1967 was enacted precisely to remedy this type of situation, and the man concerned is entitled in law to seek damages for shock and distress as well as compensation for the cost of laundering the bedsheets and pillowcases.

    The plain fact is that if a man wanted to take an old dog out for a bite to eat and a shag …. he go to Battersea Dog’s Home armed with a tin of Pedigree Chum.

    Priceless. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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