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@sailingal wrote:
I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I thought I’d get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when your calling for a cab. I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up. You know the kind. So I’m in my room and figure, what the heck, I’ll give her a call…
“Hello?” the woman says. Wow! she sounded sexy. “Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I’d like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I’m in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I’m talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we’ll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you’ve got in your bag of tricks. We’ll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up,cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?”
She says,”That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to press 9.”
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@forumhostpb wrote:
Don’t you talk about my nanny like that or I’ll piss on your cornflakes !!!!!
FFS PB. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
@druid wrote:
Ok Ok I got this sussed, as its Wedlessieday…………….(Druid runs off and hides :P )
1) Joan Armatrading: The Weakness in Me
2) The Indigo Girls: Power of Two
3) Melissa Etheridge: Come to My Window
4) Sophie B. Hawkins: Damn, I wish I was your Lover
5) k.d. lang: Constant Craving
6) Jill Sobule: I Kissed a Girl
7) Sade: By Your Side
.8) Melissa Ferrick: Drive
9) Ani DiFranco: If it Isn’t Her
10) Doria Roberts: Perfect
Do you know out of all those I,ve only heard of 4 of em. :shock:
What about Queen then?
Its a kind of magic
Radio Ga Ga
Bohemian RhapsodyGenisis
Turn it on againBryan Adams
Can,t stop this thing we started.Phil Collins
Another day in paradiseEurythmics
Must be an angel(playing with my heart)Brilliant songs. :)
Did anyone else notice what they,ve done to KITT in that video? He,s a bit different.
@oss wrote:
@bat wrote:
@oss wrote:
Get of yer ass’s and go down to the shop then :lol: :lol: :lol:
Bloody shant. It,s cold and it,s raining and it,s orrible….and more importantly, it,s far too cold for Bats. We like the warm. So ner. :wink: :lol:
Bats are meant to be blind or at best very visual impaired, so how can you see the computer screen :roll:
Because I,ve got bloody good sonar. :lol: :lol:
@tinks wrote:
@bat wrote:
Shopping on line at tescos.com. Get to the checkout and it says, “page cannot be displayed” FFS. 3 times I had to check out. Morons the lot of em. grrrrr. :evil: :evil: :evil:
i get the same thing Bat………………it’s a wind up to get you to think of more stuff to buy
Well if they think I,m shopping on line at tescos after that crap they can forget it. Useless the lot of em. :evil:
@oss wrote:
Get of yer ass’s and go down to the shop then :lol: :lol: :lol:
Bloody shant. It,s cold and it,s raining and it,s orrible….and more importantly, it,s far too cold for Bats. We like the warm. So ner. :wink: :lol:
Shopping on line at tescos.com. Get to the checkout and it says, “page cannot be displayed” FFS. 3 times I had to check out. Morons the lot of em. grrrrr. :evil: :evil: :evil:
@chathostuk wrote:
Hey
Not so sure about going for naff songs – lets go for pure class and get some Hasselhoff on!
Highway to your heart then UK? Great song. :D And it isnt naff CL. tut. :wink: :lol:
@fizz wrote:
Fizz thats ME !, for some reason you thick bunch of morons seem to think i am someone els, FFS how stupid are you!!! I’m 19, gorgeous, sexy, beautiful and know more about Computers then you lot of dip sticks will ever know , with your collective IQ of a fly !!!.
Love Fizz XXX UGO the word is ELSE. PILLOCK. :roll: :roll:
