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@(f)BB46 wrote:

I found this thread buried deep in the file 8-[ lol…………………..i wanted to ask advice as to how i can change me avatar, :-k have a wonderful idea for a new one lol :D/

BB in your profile where it shows you the current image for your avatar, just click browse and find the new pic you want. If it tells you it,s too big just keep going till you find one thats the right size.
Blimey, I gave someone techy advice PB.! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

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@fastcars wrote:

Here is JC’s “official” cyber jerk… :lol:

http://s35.photobucket.com/albums/d196/retake04/?action=view&current=ugo.flv

Sorry its speeded up but for some people that might be a blessing…. :wink:

Hey fasty the link worked this time!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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@ugo wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

After listening to tonights live radio show I feel Ugo’s new title could be “Mr Bean”. Only Ugo and Mr bean are sad enough to request records for themselves because they cant find anyone to do it for them.

ACTUALLY FASTCARS ……..

When I first started at the Brewery a long time ago on nights all my fellow workmates had really smart cars & in the mornings hopped in them & sped off home , me on the other hand had a mini club-man estate with a big 69 on the bonnet & was British Racing Green & every morning after work I had to Bump start it down the road & I actually was nicknamed
Mr Bean & some still call me it when out & about in the local area :lol: :lol: :lol: How Bizarre for you to mention it …….I dont mind if im Titled that at all :D :D :D

100% Genuine Story

Yeah ugo course it is. Bit like that 100% true story of the “death” you told us all about. :roll: :roll:

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Something else that winds me up. Iresponsible pig ignorant dog owners who let their bloody dogs shit all over the pavement outside my sons school. FFS. :evil: Theres loads of kids coming out of school and from the infants nextdoor and they all get their shoes covered in it because of these ignorant people. If you cant clear up after your pet you shouldnt have one. Which brings me switly onto horse owners!! You all know what I think about them. :evil: :evil: :evil:

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@mustangallie wrote:

ppl that take chat room flirting serious grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Or even, people that whinge to me that someone is harrassing/abusing/stalking them etc, and then refuse to tell me who is doing the stalking/harrassing etc. What am I supossed to do then…guess? FFS. :evil: :evil:

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BTW UGO, not that I,m being picky or anything( :wink: ) the word is PEASANT. PILLOCK. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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@ugo wrote:

@bat wrote:

@ugo wrote:

@bat wrote:

And how have you come to that conclusion Max? My daughter is blonde, and I can assure you, shes not thick atall. Shes brilliant at maths for a start and she can speak German.

well your Blonde & you can talk double dutch :lol: :lol: :lol:

I,m blonde am I? Well I didnt know that ugo. PILLOCK. :roll: :roll:

well you act like one :lol: :lol: :lol:

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who attempted to drive to EuroDisney?
A: She saw a sign saying: “EuroDisney Left” so she went home.

Did you hear about the blonde who put under Education on her job application, ‘Hooked On Phonics’…

Q: What did the blonde girl name her pet Zebra?
A: Spot.

Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the pedestrian sign said “DON’T WALK”.

Q: What does a blonde Owl say?
A: What, what?

Q: What do you see when you look directly into a blonde’s eyes?
A: The back of her head.

Q: What did the Dumb Blonde do when she went to a film that had an NC-17 (no under 17’s) rating? A: Went home and got 16 friends.

Q: What do you call a blond behind a steering wheel?
A: An air bag.

Q: How do you tell if a blonde writes Mysteries?
A: She’s got a checkbook.

Q: How can you tell a FAX has been sent from a blonde?
A: There’s a stamp on it.

Ok ugo, I admit, reluctantly, thats funny. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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@fizz wrote:

Hi Rat soz Bat first post Sat Feb 10, 2007 9:44 am im so glad im here !!!

Yes thats in this name, I meant your previous nic. :?:

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@ugo wrote:

@bat wrote:

And how have you come to that conclusion Max? My daughter is blonde, and I can assure you, shes not thick atall. Shes brilliant at maths for a start and she can speak German.

well your Blonde & you can talk double dutch :lol: :lol: :lol:

I,m blonde am I? Well I didnt know that ugo. PILLOCK. :roll: :roll:

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@fizz wrote:

Did you know, apart from Bat cant spell !, The German word for bats is Fledermäuse, which translates as “flying mice”, so your a Rodent

Vermin !

Oh goody thats nice then. :roll:
So tell me…what former reg did you used to be before you were fizz?

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