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My effing printer is making me swear now, ffs. I installed it TO THE LETTER, exactly as I did with my other pc, and it worked fine, no problems. Now, when I click print, a window pops up asking me if I want to save the document. Errrr, NO I don’t want to save it, I want to print the effing thing, but it won’t. I looked in add/remove programes and it’s all installed, so why won’t the effing stupid thing print? And before you ask, no the cartridges are NOT empty. Poxy pile of junk. ffs. :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

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My pissing internet. ffs, I’ve just spent ages on the phone with the little man from BT in India ffs. I’ve managed to get back online again now, though God knows how. Why can’t things just bloody work, ffs. It was ok this morning, grrrrrrr. :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

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Awwwwwww your all so kind. I,m fillin up lol. Thanks for the welcome back Sharon. I,ve really missed this place lol. :lol:

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I,m back!!!!! Have you all missed me then? My poor pooter blew up!! waaaaaaa. All is well now however. (prays) Be good coz I,m watchin. :wink:

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@catmanblue wrote:

@bat wrote:

Right here we go. Last Friday and Saturday, my pc suddenly turned it,s self off. This turned out to be it overheating. I,ve cleaned it all thoroughly and it,s not making any noise now and all seemed well, until today.
Firstly I,ve lost my address bar completly. If I put my pointer at the top of the page, some of it comes back but not all. Also when I,m online my task bar vanishes. Another thing that happened was every time I used the scroll wheel, it increased and decreased the text size, (although it isn,t doing it now).
Then when I clicked on the “my computer” icon on my desktop a web page appeared, and when I clicked on Internet Explorer, it came up with “my computer” instead.
Any ideas before I throw the poxy pile of junk into next doors pond? I,m loosing the will to live. FFS. :evil: :evil: :evil:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I’ve no idea what you have done or how to fix it, but you do seem to “break them” pretty often :lol: :lol:

I havn,t broken it, YET, it,s the bloody poltergeists. The same ones that took my jim jams, bastards. I,ve stuck a label on the front that reads, “Pile of junk”. :evil: :evil:

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Cheese and jam sarnies (a northern delicacy I think)
Cream cheese, (philadelphia) smothered on bread with bacon and crispy onion sprinkles. yum yum.
Cheese and salt and vinegar sarnies.

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@annieoak wrote:

Here JD, heres ya some snow!!!!! lol (taken 03/08/08)

Why thank you very much Annie. :D I,ve been watching on the news. You lot have some serious snow at the moment. I,m well jealous. Thanks for that though. :D

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My bloody pc. Pile of junk. ffs. :evil: :evil:

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@*Sian wrote:

@ugo wrote:

Setting off at 11 Janey , Should be outside Dominoes Pizza place bout 2pm , cant wait to finally meet up ….Reet Im gonna check oil, water & washer wipes , then im off :D :D :D

Hehehehe!!!

If this is for real which I actually think it is a load of rollocks then, I hope your chest hair doesn’t chaff eachother too much. :lol:

It’s prob a half way meet to pass over some ebay junk. I thought both party’s were in love, janeys blokey working hard to keep her in her lavish life style :shock: and Ugo sheep shearing is way into his lovers affections… :lol: Of the saga continues!

I think ugo is hoping that “Janey” will be a suitable replacement for his last girlfriend who unfortunately had a puncture. You should have just brought a puncture repair kit from a bike shop ugo. :lol:

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@bassingbourne55 wrote:

Dutch cars have yellow number plates front and rear.

I don,t know where the car in my avatar is. I just goggled for a picture because it,s similar to mine. Its ugo the cockhead who actually thought it was MY car and MY house. :roll: :roll:

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