Becky

Then alan you need to see a doctor hunni its not supposed to be that colour :lol:

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

A bar of soap and a stick? That’s boring, me and PB used to do that before we went onto harder stuff!

Should i ask? :roll: :wink:

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

A lesson? Great! I’ve always wanted to play the Piano!!

FFS TT i aint that boring JOKE. I was thinking more along the line of a bar os soap and a stick :shock: That sounds rude but trust me its not :wink:

@Slayer wrote:

@Becky wrote:

Dont worry slayer you will hear them :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Wherever you live Becky, give the local police a nod n tell them “the girls are out tonight so watch out.”

Nothing scares me more than a group of less than sober lasses!! :lol:

Enjoy the night :D

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@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

Hehe @ me being likened to victor meldrew.

put victor meldrew in saddam hussein’s uniform and….. wow!!!!

(btw Becky, I was only joking, hence ‘git’, if I wasn’t joking I’d have said ‘c*nt!)

:o At the C word TT i will have to teach you a lesson :wink:

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

Smile, things always look better after a bottle of whisky :wink:

I dont drink whiskey But wine :D Thanx TT :wink:

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

:lol:

TAD knows I’m only joking.

Nothing wrong with a bit of banter now and again Becky, liven up :wink:

Sorry TT a bad day for me im affraid hunni

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

Sad git
You do realise it’s only early november![/b]

Do you realise you are coming so close to bordering Victor F,,ucking Meldrew :lol:

Mine will go up in about 2 weeks just in time for my little girls 4th birthday tree is always up for that she loves it :D

Always 1 :roll:

Dont worry slayer you will hear them :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol:

@Slayer wrote:

@Dagger wrote:

@Becky wrote:

Well im a football widow today as i am most saturdays as my other half goes out all day till midnightish to get hammered and all for football…..waste of time and money i say :roll: :wink:

no wonder he fu,,cks off
with a miserable t’w’at like you at home

ignore dagger- he’s got FMT- Football Match…

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@Dagger wrote:

@Becky wrote:

Well im a football widow today as i am most saturdays as my other half goes out all day till midnightish to get hammered and all for football…..waste of time and money i say :roll: :wink:

no wonder he fu,,cks off
with a miserable t’w’at like you at home

Bet you still live with mummy?? :lol: And how do you know if…[Read more]

I voted angel :wink:

Well im a football widow today as i am most saturdays as my other half goes out all day till midnightish to get hammered and all for football…..waste of time and money i say :roll: :wink:

Alan is that a yellow end????? or your hand??? :? :? :?

Not much choice but…… i want to be a lezza or run off with Tom Cruise give us more option next time :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Thats what i like to see a woman who lives on the edge :lol:

hahahahaha very :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: i like people who can laugh at themselves :lol: