best man

thats the one jen thanks,catch little number isnt it,those 2 blokes are funny :D

bstird im going out now eve,er what song shall i put ,taps fingers er.oh i know rag doll :D

btw the 2 you cant remember are the commodores,and joe dolce.

yeh cheers eve ! i got one for you,big girls dont cry

ive heard on the grapevine a few different versions about vip steve
1,he is now a chat guide and refuses to fraternise with us mere oiks.
2,he has fallen in love with flying kiwi,and has now emigrated
3,he is on a life support machine,after a 10 year old man city fan nearly kicked him to death on wembley way after hearing him sing man yoonited we…[Read more]

they stood there shocked

youve just said the same thing on pats thin whats up are you running low on post counts or imagination?

would that be the saying,dont eat yellow snow perchance anc?.

dear anc.
is it possible that you can cure ruby,and stop her being a hypochondriac?.

snow looks great when it first lands,and everybody looks out of their windows watching the magic unfold.

what is this mysterious white gold that falls from the sky ,i hear her cry.
er its snow luv,stop pretending youve never seen it before.

the magic soon wears off,as 2 kinds of weather i personally am not particularly enamoured with then…[Read more]

im watching you ruby :roll:

oh yeh a revenge thing,what about putting sugar in somebodys petrol tank? its more or less car over job.

did you know that light bulbs eaten by a man can also be fatal,but seriously i didnt know that and i used to sell plants for a living.

a bloke gets sent down and walks into his cell ,to find a 6 ft 6 beast of a man lying on his bunk oh hi ive been waiting for my new cell mate,lets play mummies and daddies,oh fck thinks the bloke and decides to box clever,ok i will be daddy,good choice sez the giant now get over here and suck mummys dik. :D

i wish lucy would come back to bed.

sorry for the above post read shoveller instead of stirrer.

thin yeh they do call you sh yte stirrer in there,but thats not solely cos of the constant sniping you do,its also your name as it is the job you do
now jog along and go and play with your lego and pretend your a builder
and leave the proper chat to the professionals.

buys ruby a drink.

the wizard of oz

menage a trois with cherrie and lucy 8)

whats a soli wotsit? is it a shakespeary thing,i know i write poems and songs,but i know jax about the stuff you lot are on about,so to help me out can you please contact me on my website @ cosydontknowwotyerfcknonabout.com
ty muchly.