bon bon

@Esmeralda wrote:

@Pete wrote:

@Pete wrote:

Prawn Cocktail (classic starter)

Peppered Steak in a cream sauce with roasted vegetables

Treacle Sponge pudding and custard what else :lol:

might change my last course to a creme brulee actually

Oi..I’M doing the creme brulee..step away from my menu :twisted:

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@stephen1 wrote:

I would say let him stay the night and then have your own bloke over for a great and raucous boinking session. Hearing you screaming in delight as you orgasmed, over and over again, might be just the ticket to embarrass them into behaving themselves.

It seems the youngin’s are having all the fun; and that is patently…

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@Sir Actor wrote:

I watch the tv programme and you’re only allowed to invite 3 guests.

There are five diners
one for everday weekday

didnt watch the celeb one so dont know about that one

oooooooooooo nice

can I come ?

PML

If its a spoof
why is it in Serious Threads????

This one is just 21
He works a 12 hour day
Hes very polite and well spoken
He’s very kind to my daughter and thinks the world of her
He has no tattoos or piercings
and comes from a posh family

Not saying thats right or wrong
but describing him

Oh :shock:

Just shows
I dont read long posts

I’ll tell you later :wink:

why is he even given air space (or newspaper space :? ) to give his errr……

(jeeze, have you ever had one of those days when you can’t think of the right words???)

opinions (thats the word)

yum

but who would you invite from JC

Also, if you like, a list of 4 celebrities

His parents allow her to stay at their home.

OK Dawny

Three course meal, 4 strangers coming into your home for the evening
Marks out of 10 given secretly for overall evening
£1,000 prize for the winner

I used to love Come Dine with Me on a Sunday afternoon when they showed all the weeks hosts one after the other. My friend used to text me saying *It’s on!*

I’ll never forget the lady who used squirty cream on the dessert, much to the disgust of a snobby diner. Then her dog pumped in the dining room.

Missed the celebrity one unfortunately.
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@Sir Actor wrote:

@bon bon wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

I like to have a little read on the message board when I get home.
Unfortunately there’s not a lot there to read
So, who’s to blame?

Sharon, bon bon (I forget her normal name), cath and pete have all posted but neither one has started a new thread.
Shame on you.

Do I have to do everything myself??…

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@toybulldog wrote:

it’s not often you see someone sky-diving on the road right next to a burning bus stop

more tea on my keyboard ffs

@Sir Actor wrote:

I like to have a little read on the message board when I get home.
Unfortunately there’s not a lot there to read
So, who’s to blame?

Sharon, bon bon (I forget her normal name), cath and pete have all posted but neither one has started a new thread.
Shame on you.

Do I have to do everything myself?? :roll:

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Im laughing so much here
ive just spat tea all over my keyboard

bottom left hand corner
can’t you see it????

No need to get too excited when you climax, dear