bon bon

@rubyred wrote:

rubes reminds me of someone famous and I’ve been racking my two brain cells
Its so frustrating grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

lovely piccy rubes xx

please excuse the photo but I’m useless

oh, by the way, the red dot on my face is lipstick
we cut a hole in the netting so I could smoke cigs through it

Thats me years ago when about 20 girls all dressed up and went round our town having a drink in every one of the 20 or so we visited

The st trians schoolgirl spent the night in the cells after attacking a policeman

The duck got a broken nose

The gorilla ended up in emergency

We did it for charity of couurse

@Obtuse wrote:

@bon bon wrote:

must be

I thought it was May 1st 2004
and three of us walked home

the view from the castle was amazing

that was the greatest walk i have ever taken
the one just prior to collecting the tramp from the two skanks

I really must make these ciggies weaker :?

must be

I thought it was May 1st 2004
and three of us walked home

the view from the castle was amazing

Gerroff you wannabe poets

this is my thread :twisted:

PML

that was a bit boring wasn’t it

(goes back to drawing boards and stays there) #-o

Ive got Sarah
is that good or bad

and what do I get if I win :shock:

OK DOA Sir

As a child I used to help my grandad sell programnes at the entrance to the well and cave
Maybe thats why I found her fascinating

Mother Shipton’s Prophecies

Mother Shipton was born Ursula Sontheil in 1488 in a cave beside the river Nidd in North Yorkshire, England. Close by was an ancient well with supposeded mystical powers.

The Famous…[Read more]

Anytime Rubes xxx

It wouldn’t have mattered if any of us had chosen to dance naked round the market square cross at midnight

Shame on you for posting details of what was a personal night out on the boards

Hypocrite

what idiot would invite you

@Chess wrote:

you taught me all i know pats

:- :- :- :wink:

and now youre teaching me :?

Me and an ex once won £500 while we were sat in a pub on Christmas eve at 6 .05pm.
The post office shut at 6pm and wasnt re-opening for 4 days :?

looks like it could rain any time here and I’m too tired to start the hedge
I may go squirt my bushes babies
I think I can just about manage that :-k

Sarah Sarah Sarah :D/ :D/ :D/

is she still in ?

Found

Mobile phone

I heard Morrisseys voice singing in the distance

I’d taken it to bed with me for safety and it had got caught up under the duvet

some posters are good writers
some are good storytellers
I prefer to read good storytellers posts rather than good writers