bon bon

@Bat wrote:

Good grief Cath your little brain is working overtime today isn,t it? :roll: :wink:

are you calling caths brain little

PML

well you asked to be called a sceptic :?

sceptic

:shock: :? :roll:

It behaved for 10 years
could it be because the membrane under my gravel is rotting :roll:

thanks for that dead
It is seriously becoming a problem
I shall remove it and replace the crater with a pond

was he wearing an anorak

Hello MIB xxx

its beautiful and much admired by passers by
in fact i’ve given cuttings to lots of people :twisted:

The flowers hang downwards and are replaced by berries that resemble bunches of crimson grapes

:idea: I could start making home made wine :idea:

nice siggy tutu

it may come to that :?

bugga :?

Oh well
what about a hedge trimmer that cuts out after 10 mins so you can post on JC message boards and then buzzes after 15 mins so you can resume

You will need the Samaritans number before long

you were bluddy great

pml @ Candy
well said I say

stop multitasking and get back in 50s

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

sorry fastcars, ive got my miss marple head on again :)

its been said before im sure, but i cant be the only one who thinks pilot and inspector are the same person.

Occupation astronaut :lol: :lol:

snap

but then i’d have to dust :?

Sian
shes just been round and said how nice and tidy my house looks
She should have been here at 7 30 am

Even my hoover stinks of dogs

But, it was all worth it, I got a kiss (on the cheek) and a hug.
I even lent her a tenner and made her one of my special cappuccinos :?

PATS!!!

I don’t have a filthy bone in my body :shock:

@rubyred wrote:

@Sword wrote:

Don’t want your apologies or alcohol, you’ve given me something to mock you with, thats enough.

Mock me all ye like Big Boy ;)

Please don’t give him more to brag about

@PATS wrote:

@bon bon wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

Is it a big one? :roll:

dunno
never seen it

:lol: ses nowt…………….

I meant his hate list ffs

@Sir Actor wrote:

Is it a big one? :roll:

dunno
never seen it