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yayy Pats

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It was my middle daughter’s 16th yesterday
she had 4 friends stay over tuesday night (teacher training day wednesday)
Its a family tradition I bake a cake
I told her I’d forgotten when she asked where it was
Never mind mum, she said
I’d baked her a 4 tier one covered in chocolate icing and a 16 spelt out in white chocolate drops and hidden it in a brand new laundry basket I’d bought for sons bedroom (if I ever manage to finish decorating it)
When all her friends had arrived I took it into her room
Her face was a picture
so were her friends
we all sang Happy Birthday at the top of our voices

At that moment I reached a 9

After 11 years of bringing them up alone and constant worrying whether I was doing it right
I saw a well adjusted, beautiful young adult with a great future ahead of her

Now I’ve just got to get Moondog to his 16th without any more police cautions :?

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least they don’t know what they are missing :P

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Remind me
whats a 10 feel like

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The only time I will reach a 10 is if I’m orgasmic
A 1 is pretty serious
6 is a comfy contentment

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yes misery
I mean Pete :wink:

Finally turn about and go through (6)

E _ _ _ _ _

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Make it a 3
and I shall rescind

(googles ‘rescind’ to make sure she’s got the right word)

Hilda Baker eat you heart out :?

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booooooooooooooof xxxxxx
Happy Birthday

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FFs
Stop being such a miserable g*t
Lighten up
Or I’ll come down there and slap ya :wink:

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stirrer 8)

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