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I’m starting to think this might be more serious than we thought, maybe he’s got his rissole hairs caught in the plughole 

Oh gawd, I was gonna say insomnia is a nightmare but that’d be the wrong word to use really ….. ohhh bollox you know what I mean 

Lots of dogs love living outdoors just so long as they have some form of shelter from the weather, in some cases it’s bordering on cruel to keep them indoors.

Two words for today.

Whoosh

Strange

Says it all 

That sounds ominous.

Don’t do any of the social media stuff but hope they find her safe Angel.

Grant? 

The world survived a failing actor, the Bush’s and a president who thought with his todger, this will be no different.   I’m sure the yanks will have a way of keeping him in check.

If i was going to worry about other countries(which I’m not) then the likes of North Korea would come top of my list.

My guess is he’s got his loofah stuck in the tap 

Tut wasn’t on about people our age, we’re still in our youth fgs 

People who reach a certain age and then have a personality transplant and suddenly decide it looks good to become all “pc”, overly so most of the time, tis comical 

He has no shame I tell ya, dis-bliddy-gustin 

Eggs (unintentionally scrambled)

I think you sent me one by mistake, it was titled “at home with cosy” and it was a pic of a bloke dressed up like Freddie in the I Want To Break Free video. 

Lol make sure you have your bestest running shoes on 

Yep and we’re all very grateful for small mercies  

Oh dear, someone’s in a moody