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No I wouldn’t, looks like she’d spark me out if I kicked her 

You got 3D specs or summat coz I can’t see an arse 

Especially if they can’t spell 

You got that right 

Family

Seeing Love Affair brought these to mind.

Quite heavy snow this morning, foookin cat paw prints in it, it must be fancy another race to the back fence with my dog.

Oh dear lol 

Oh dear lol   

Depends what age group you’re talking about and what you class as misbehaving.

You just have to be having a laugh.

I think cosy’ll take that in the manner it was meant……  well possibly 

People with convenient memories.

Leave your lass at home then doing the tea 

Leave your lass at home then doing the tea 

Gawd I could very easily get myself banned on this thread. 

A reply to a text I sent, but for all the wrong reasons 

Having to chase milk cartons being blown up the road that I’d put out for recycling, only to realise it wasn’t our recycling week.