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With all these stunning women with perfect bodies and blokes with amazing personalities, lifestyles, virility of a rabbit on viagra and of course a dong that could accommodate the average wrist watch then how does No.1 come into play if it has gone beyond the initial meeting?

“Oh Yeahhhhhhhhhhh, that’s it go deep”

It was possibly, just possibly, or maybe not in Hunt for Red October(if not, it should have been) but I’ve been told it’s in various adult education films. :-

So would it get me banned if I say well hello toy you old foookin mad dog you.

The baps that I can remember were vamps but I was drunk on drinking at the time so I could be wrong.

Hiya tinks, I just pop in from time to time to kill a bit of time ,couldn’t sleep so I thought I’d try and wake up a couple of the natives, it seems to have worked a treat, especially on rogue. x

@rogue trader wrote:

actually though they are not technically correct
monkey nuts are legumes.

Yes they’re legumes but what you say is a load of cack.

Oh yeah and online bullying is in some ways even more cowardly than face to face,anyone can hide behind a keyboard – well most of the time.

Foook sake no wonder i stopped postin on here,ya stupid pair of kooonts get ya heads from up ya own ar/ses and have a bit of foookin respect for what the threads really about.

Peeps called me mad but you two kooonts make me look positively sane.

Sorry was just havin a read and couldnt resist

Shi/ts :shock:

@toybulldog wrote:

I was scared sh/it/less my first night on JC.

Fan/ny Craddock lusted over my baps, and who wouldn’t . . . . . . . Netty took the fookin p1ss and I was on iggy before I even knew what that meant.

I love them now but that ain’t the fookin point.
Get out now while you’re still posting sanctimonious crap.

x

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

The answer to your issue is as follows:

Stand with your back to the wind, so that you can feel it blowing equally strongly on each ear.

Take a large ripe banana.

Insert one end firmly into your left ear so that it sticks out sideways.

The other end of the banana will now be pointing at an area of low pressure.

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For someone who thinks he is so superior ya shyte at insults ya slimey tvvat.

Tut tut must do better idiot [-X :-

As i said before,if this country is so bad,foook off then!!

@SusieQ wrote:

yes !!!

Thorn – Horns – Horny – Scorn – Acorn !!!!

anyways. . . Afore

Ya missed corny out :? :wink:

lmfao ya nutta :lol:

@Pete wrote:

I can stand the shit if he can stand the pain :lol:

Nowt like “comin out” on a message board Pete,good on ya :lol:

Looks like summat out of Alien

Forte

If it doesn’t stick in your throat it wont stick in your ar/se :-

kin hell