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@sarah_1 wrote:

Why do cows have horns ?

Beats a bell i suppose :wink:

@jen_jen wrote:

Why do small children like to lick the window of my shop? :shock:

Must ask the window cleaner what’s in that spray he uses…..

That really must be a pane :-

Havin a cuppa and a cig before bed

*contemplates a log* :shock:

clash

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52bh36j023Y

bloomers 8-[

Bee

I dare say he could scrape by on the money he makes from football :?

ticket

I have a well behaved dog,only things it tries to kill are cats :shock:

Could it not be that the women who have affairs are better liars than men who have affairs?

Story

pffffttt :)

Sorry for lowering the tone but ……

is it just me or does the name of the Whale sound rude? :oops:

@GAZLAN wrote:

Can men join :lol:

As long as ya got some dungarees :shock:

@GAZLAN wrote:

This Icke appears to have some very peculiar theories which, in my opinion….warrant further indepth study….Of course, i realise that for many of you lot here, the highlight of life is no more than waiting for take-away to be delivered or sowing hubby`s socks but, occasionally, just occasionally try and break free from the obvious…

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A thankyou :D

@kent f OBE wrote:

Customers who have toppaperitus!!! :twisted:

That’s coz it’s usually been read :evil: :wink:

@Pete wrote:

And of course the bombers dont mean to kill innocent people at all do they they’re not really cowardly bastards. The security forces couldn’t make mistakes if this scum didnt exist

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