cath 55

@Pete wrote:

Have ya saved it yet ?

how do i do that? lol

@Man in Beds wrote:

Who is kate and does she wear stockings?

only when she’s robbin banks……

@Pete wrote:

@cath 55 wrote:

@Pete wrote:

was gonna stick a Frankie Howard link up but apart from Up Pompei and chat show links i cant find one

awwwwwwwwwww i love your new siggy i may steal it lol xxx

of course ya may cath use it for yours if ya want i can change mine

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@Pete wrote:

was gonna stick a Frankie Howard link up but apart from Up Pompei and chat show links i cant find one

awwwwwwwwwww i love your new siggy i may steal it lol xxx

@toybulldog wrote:

– Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirise it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it.

– The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can’t fake it… try to fake three laughs in an hour – ha ha ha ha ha – they’ll take you away, man. You…

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@toybulldog wrote:

Once upon a time, in a forest, a lioness, a cheetah and an antelope came together after a long journey, and decided to confess their sins to each other.

As Queen of the Forest, the lioness was the first. She told the others that, once, after she had finished off a big buck, a zebra came by. “It looked so sleek and tender,” she…

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http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=ilE5hhHejDY&feature=related tommy cooper

@PATS wrote:

ultimatums. :evil:

ya can get somefink fer that pats i fink….

@Esmeralda wrote:

Charlie Drake is dead, Caff. Is he? No..Doddy! Feck..that’s the Ken Dodd is dead joke..
*goes off to watch paint dry in slippers*

why is there paint in ya slippers?

*goes off to watch…..oh forget it!!!!!!!!*

duntchya worry too much esme, matron will be round any minute now……..

@Pete wrote:

@cath 55 wrote:

@Pete wrote:

Only the worlds greatest entertainer thats all

no ya fool!!!! i meant is he dead , i thort thats wot u sed pmsl xxx

fool is it :lol: hang on i shall google

nope nowt in the news but if ya wanna buy some of his prints The Gascoine in Ripon is the place to be :D

one is not amused………………

@JeweL* wrote:

@Cas wrote:

@JeweL* wrote:

errr excuse me Mr Hostie i am not ranting , see what i have to put up with , ranting my arris , as for the love in Chessys life i am so over it now * sobs * and as for sharing ewwwwwwwwwww i dont do sloppy seconds or thirds or fourths for that matter , and scrolling i was not , i am a well behaved user in…

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@Pete wrote:

Only the worlds greatest entertainer thats all

no ya fool!!!! i meant is he dead , i thort thats wot u sed pmsl xxx

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

pete you bore the fooking shi.t out of me, and im sure im not the only one. Jeez you even make johnboy look interesting. Someone mentioned verbal diarrhoea the other day, whatever the internet board version of it is, you’ve got it. You comment on everything and everything whether or not you know fook all about the subject, its…

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@Pete wrote:

and he’s dead cath he aint having no lok at all :lol:

how about

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJleJbn9G6Y

who is rolf harris?

@PATS wrote:

@cath 55 wrote:

@Pete wrote:

a song to cheer cath up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoBXAUNU1HE

see??? lifes shyte poor sod cant even get his boomerang to come back . story of me life!!!!!!!!!! :roll: :wink:

i’ll be ur boomerang……….. :lol:

awwwwwwwwwwww fanks xxx

@Pete wrote:

a song to cheer cath up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoBXAUNU1HE

see??? lifes shyte poor sod cant even get his boomerang to come back . story of me life!!!!!!!!!! :roll: :wink:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@Pete wrote:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

right you bunch of kunts, ive just got in to a few pm’s and have read with great delight that someone has tried to “be” me in the chat rooms :lol: Just a couple of things, i have never used the name pebbles in a chat room EVER. Anyone using it isnt me, end of.

Pats is right, ive only ever been in…

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@Pete wrote:

they just dont write em like that anymore *sigh*

they dunt pete ya right …….. god im soooooooooooooooooo fed up tonite an the bacardi aint helpin to numb it tuts grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

@Pete wrote:

Right said Fred, both of us together, one each end and steady as we go
Tried to to shift it, couldn’t even lift it, we was getting nowhere
And so, we, had a cup of tea

Right said Fred, give a shout to Charlie, up comes Charlie from the floor below
After straining, heaving and complaining, we was getting nowhere
And so, we, had a cup…

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everyfink!!!!!!!!!!!