cath 55

@bon bon wrote:

have you noticed ladies it’s all things that fly that we hate
Pebbles, at least flying ants only live about 2 days, I get them every year grrrrrrrrr
and cath if we go to rubes I’d better take a butterfly net because a moth is one of gods little creatures.
(packs her hairspray just in case)

Shall we call for sunny and pebbles on the…

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@sunny wrote:

OOOOOOO i used to rob the gold top of the milk man as a kid and suck the cream of the top

Dont fink they do gold top any more do they its all semi slimmed water shh ite now adays :roll:

sceamssssss laffin omg sunny read wot you put woman ffs!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

@Pete wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

@sunny wrote:

Ok is it just me or is this UK pilot thingy a right jumped up c00nt :roll:

the misogynistic koont has to jump up to get any kind of flying experience.

And he don’t like council estates because of that time when he mislaid his milkfloat and they savaged his gold top summat horrible.

Hence general lack…

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@sunny wrote:

Cafffffffffffffffffffff im as red as a slapped ar se in a S&M club ffs i fell asleep in the yard and iv cooked me self

poor cyber dawta , do ya have a walk in nhs centre where you are they gave my lass some really good stuff when she did that xxxxx

@sunny wrote:

Falling asleep in the back yard after the bbq and burning like a c00nt

F00k me i look like a boiled lobster and im as sore as f00k

awwwwwww sunny wont give ya a hug then? ;)

@sunny wrote:

Ok is it just me or is this UK pilot thingy a right jumped up c00nt :roll:

lmao *waits fer pilot to say sunny aint no laydeeeeeeeeee*

watcha sunny sunshine lol xxxx

@Pete wrote:

he’s no fucking sir either

oh dear pete, one’s description is so right isn’t all his whinging about just that? not being able to get a woman to go forth and multiply with him?

@UKPilot wrote:

Isn’t Cath so eloquent in her descriptive style ??? Must be a REAL Lady and well thought about on her Council Estate.

and you sir are no gent!!!

@UKPilot wrote:

Isn’t Cath so eloquent in her descriptive style ??? Must be a REAL Lady and well thought about on her Council Estate.

I do beg your pardon, they are little blighters , the get everywhere. One does not lke flying ants one little bit, but then one doesnt like flying things of any description……

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

ive got a plague of flying ants in the back yard :twisted: vile little creatures

i really hate them pebs the fookin get everywhere!!!

ok so im really bored now …………..lets go spray rubys lawn wiv hair laquer n then cover it in cling film……. yup i woz dragged up by a single parent scrounger ……. *sniffs* never ad nuffin ……… an when we finished sprayin all her moffs wiv hair laquer we can find someat else to spray mebe? wotcha fink bon?

@bon bon wrote:

I’ve tried all the benefit fiddles hence sending the kids out mugging
and I’m too beautiful and intelligent for Pilot
besides, I’ve never had an STD.

Shall we *meat* up and go to Ruby’s with a giant moth swat

nahhhhhhhh gone off shrivelled up sausages n bbq’dmoths………..

@bon bon wrote:

shame they don’t sell enormous sticky papers with lights attached specially for moths

Cath I’m same as you
my kids are all out (mugging old ladies, I have to supplement my benefits somehow) and now Ive done all the housework (in between posting) I’m at a loose end.
I was going to try Petes Jam roly poly recipe but I’ve no suet or…

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@cath 55 wrote:

@bon bon wrote:

Ive just put my first flypaper of the summer up.

As someone who wouldn’t even kill a slug (everyone of lifes creatures has a use) I love watching flies land on it and suffer.
Every time I go in kitchen I check to see if any more have met a sticky end
So far there is one and its still wriggling :twisted:

What use do…

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@bon bon wrote:

Ive just put my first flypaper of the summer up.

As someone who wouldn’t even kill a slug (everyone of lifes creatures has a use) I love watching flies land on it and suffer.
Every time I go in kitchen I check to see if any more have met a sticky end
So far there is one and its still wriggling :twisted:

What use do flies have…

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@UKPilot wrote:

Wonders if Pete can concoct a picture of a prune and post it as peebles pic ??? Pete its over to you !

is pilot PB’s long lost dad trying to get the post counts up? :shock:

@bon bon wrote:

ignores pete …..

and while I’m at it

Jam Roly Poly
My kids adore it and I’ve followed recipes and they still don’t turn out as good as Aunt Bessies
Has any ladies ever baked a really nice one?

you should speak to rosepetal lol shes the cook…… and she does too!!! lol xxxx

@bon bon wrote:

Not sure this should be on this or the Arts thread :wink:

My kids love my cakes but I’m bored with same old…

Has any of you ladies got a recipe for something a little different

theres not a lot you can do bon bon tis bout the colours and the shapes if found with my kids, i wanted to illustrate what i meant lol so found this…[Read more]

bjork its all so quiet http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htobTBlCvUU

@toybulldog wrote:

I have answered and filled in replies. I now have a Russian family coming to stay and luckily, they know all my pin numbers ?

+ cath has gone to dogs ? woof woof

another fantastic ancilliary service thanks to JC

wont say nowt bout organ donation lol ;) :oops:

meeowwwwwwwwww lololol ;)