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@Man in Beds wrote:
Who is kate and does she wear stockings?
only when she’s robbin banks……
@pete wrote:
@cath 55 wrote:
@pete wrote:
was gonna stick a Frankie Howard link up but apart from Up Pompei and chat show links i cant find one
awwwwwwwwwww i love your new siggy i may steal it lol xxx
of course ya may cath use it for yours if ya want i can change mine
I wanna keep the clown cos born made it for me and I know a special freind of mine particularly likes it , so may change me avator lol xxx
@pete wrote:
was gonna stick a Frankie Howard link up but apart from Up Pompei and chat show links i cant find one
awwwwwwwwwww i love your new siggy i may steal it lol xxx
@toybulldog wrote:
– Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirise it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it.
– The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can’t fake it… try to fake three laughs in an hour – ha ha ha ha ha – they’ll take you away, man. You can’t.
– Last week 100 people died in Vietnam but on our U.S highways 170 people died……Let’s just build cars and freeways in Vietnam.
– When you’re eight years old nothing is your business.
– If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.
– I won’t say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I’m going to be if I grow up.
– A lot of people say to me, ‘Why did you kill Christ?’….. I dunno, it was one of those parties got out of hand, you know.
– The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter.
– Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time…they’re gone.
– Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.
– I really dig what they do with a homosexual in this country. They put him into a prison with a lot of other men. That’s a really good punishment.
are ya a grumpy puppy today toy?
@toybulldog wrote:
Once upon a time, in a forest, a lioness, a cheetah and an antelope came together after a long journey, and decided to confess their sins to each other.
As Queen of the Forest, the lioness was the first. She told the others that, once, after she had finished off a big buck, a zebra came by. “It looked so sleek and tender,” she said, “that I couldn’t resist pouncing.” But she was too full to eat it ! “I had wantonly dispatched a fellow beast for no purpose,” she said regretfully.
The cheetah reassured her. “Why should you, Queen of the Forest, be remorseful about the skill that has made you the greatest hunter of us all ? You are to be forgiven.” Then the cheetah told how, one day, he had spied a fat ewe and her two lambs. Hungrily he had pounced on the nearest lamb, but the mother had begged him to spare the remaining lamb and eat her instead. “I agreed,” the cheetah said, “but I was so hungry I then ate the ewe and the other lamb too!”
Even though she was a mother herself, the lioness forgave the cheetah since he was so beautiful, sleek and strong. Then they turned to the antelope. But the humble beast could think of nothing he had done wrong. “Come now,” they said, “we are all mortals, surely there must be something that troubles your conscience?”
The antelope thought for a moment and answered that, once, after walking all day along a hot desert trail, he had spied a clump of grass. Famished, he stopped and ate it.
The lioness and the cheetah looked at each other in disgust. “You have committed an unpardonable crime and do not deserve to live,” they growled. And they pounced on the antelope and devoured him.
Bomp Da-Bomp Bomp, Bomp Bomp and the beat goes on………
@esmeralda wrote:
Charlie Drake is dead, Caff. Is he? No..Doddy! Feck..that’s the Ken Dodd is dead joke..
*goes off to watch paint dry in slippers*why is there paint in ya slippers?
*goes off to watch…..oh forget it!!!!!!!!*
duntchya worry too much esme, matron will be round any minute now……..
@pete wrote:
@cath 55 wrote:
@pete wrote:
Only the worlds greatest entertainer thats all
no ya fool!!!! i meant is he dead , i thort thats wot u sed pmsl xxx
fool is it :lol: hang on i shall google
nope nowt in the news but if ya wanna buy some of his prints The Gascoine in Ripon is the place to be :D
one is not amused………………
