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    @jewel* wrote:

    @cas wrote:

    @jewel* wrote:

    errr excuse me Mr Hostie i am not ranting , see what i have to put up with , ranting my arris , as for the love in Chessys life i am so over it now * sobs * and as for sharing ewwwwwwwwwww i dont do sloppy seconds or thirds or fourths for that matter , and scrolling i was not , i am a well behaved user in forum 3 , im never naughty or scroll or abuse ppl , never chat sexually or ina sexual way * polishes her halo * lol

    Please can u fix it for me to return to forum 3 without this bullying , without having my nose rubbed in chessys obviously wide spread love life , please please * sniffs *

    Oh and for all those interested Lizard King thinks childbirth is a piece of pi ss and us ladies make it all up about pain etc tut at him * winks *

    JeweL xxxxx

    Ps. i have since found out chess has 2 others on the go now , im in shock

    p

    Poor Jewel,,,,,,,,,see what you did to her Chess, the poor girl has totally lost the plot,,,,, she thinks this is Jim’ll Fix It!!!!! :lol: #-o :-

    Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :cry: :cry: :cry:

    hey jewel lol how ya doin xx

    #327401

    @pete wrote:

    Only the worlds greatest entertainer thats all

    no ya fool!!!! i meant is he dead , i thort thats wot u sed pmsl xxx

    #365508

    @~Pebbles~ wrote:

    pete you bore the fooking shi.t out of me, and im sure im not the only one. Jeez you even make johnboy look interesting. Someone mentioned verbal diarrhoea the other day, whatever the internet board version of it is, you’ve got it. You comment on everything and everything whether or not you know fook all about the subject, its tedious, repetative and pathetic. If you havent got something worth while to say, say fook all.

    pete is ok pebs far more worthy opponents for ya to have a go round here lol xxx

    #327399

    @pete wrote:

    and he’s dead cath he aint having no lok at all :lol:

    how about

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJleJbn9G6Y

    who is rolf harris?

    #327398

    @pats wrote:

    @cath 55 wrote:

    @pete wrote:

    a song to cheer cath up

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoBXAUNU1HE

    see??? lifes shyte poor sod cant even get his boomerang to come back . story of me life!!!!!!!!!! :roll: :wink:

    i’ll be ur boomerang……….. :lol:

    awwwwwwwwwwww fanks xxx

    #327395

    @pete wrote:

    a song to cheer cath up

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoBXAUNU1HE

    see??? lifes shyte poor sod cant even get his boomerang to come back . story of me life!!!!!!!!!! :roll: :wink:

    #365503

    @~Pebbles~ wrote:

    @pete wrote:

    @~Pebbles~ wrote:

    right you bunch of kunts, ive just got in to a few pm’s and have read with great delight that someone has tried to “be” me in the chat rooms :lol: Just a couple of things, i have never used the name pebbles in a chat room EVER. Anyone using it isnt me, end of.

    Pats is right, ive only ever been in 40s room once to chat to the board users as pebbles but (as they will tell you) i used a jokey diff name that night but made no secret of who i was from the offset.

    politics “Oh she’s been in chat recently Shaz it wasn’t a clone the day i saw her” see above and pull your head out of your ar.se.

    and to everyone else…evening all 8)

    if you’ve never used pebbles in chat then pebbles in chat aint a clone :wink:

    where did i ever say it was?

    whoever it is, go ahead keep using the name – look at my face i aint bovvered – get it banned for all i care, i use it as much as shaz does.

    #139838

    @pete wrote:

    they just dont write em like that anymore *sigh*

    they dunt pete ya right …….. god im soooooooooooooooooo fed up tonite an the bacardi aint helpin to numb it tuts grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    #139836

    @pete wrote:

    Right said Fred, both of us together, one each end and steady as we go
    Tried to to shift it, couldn’t even lift it, we was getting nowhere
    And so, we, had a cup of tea

    Right said Fred, give a shout to Charlie, up comes Charlie from the floor below
    After straining, heaving and complaining, we was getting nowhere
    And so, we, had a cup of tea

    Charlie had a think and he thought we ought, to take off all the handles
    And the things that hold the candles, but it did no good, well I never thought it would

    Right said Fred, have to take the feet off, to get them feet off wouldn’t take a mo
    Took I’m a twits feet off, even with the seat off, should got us somewhere but no
    So Fred said lets have another cup of tea and we said right-o

    Right said Fred, have to take the door off, need more space to shift the so and so
    Had bad twinges taking off the hinges, and it got us nowhere
    And so, we, had a cup of tea

    Right said Fred, have to take the wall down, that there wall is gonna have to go
    Took the wall down, even with it all down, we was getting nowhere
    And so, we, had a cup of tea

    Charlie had a think and and he said look Fred, I’ve got a sort of feeling
    If we remove the ceiling, with a rope or two we can drop the blighter though

    Right said Fred, climbing up a ladder, with his crowbar gave a mighty blow
    Was he in trouble, half a ton of rubble, landed on the top of his dome
    So Charlie and me had another cup of tea and then we went home

    I’ll said to Charlie we’ll just have to leave it standing on the landing that’s all
    You see the trouble with Fred is he’s too hasty
    Now you never get nowhere if you’re too hasty.

    yup pete that bout sums it up ………….along wiv……..

    There I was, a-digging this hole
    A hole in the ground, so big and sort of round it was
    There was I, digging it deep
    It was flat at at the bottom and the sides were steep
    When along, comes this bloke in a bowler which he lifted and scratched his head
    Well we looked down the hole, poor demented soul and he said

    Do you mind if I make a suggestion?

    Don’t dig there, dig it elsewhere
    Your digging it round and it ought to be square
    The shape of it’s wrong, it’s much much too long
    And you can’t put hole wher a hole don’t belong

    I ask, what a liberty eh
    Nearly bashed him right in the bowler

    Well there was I, stood in me hole
    Shovelling earth for all I was worth
    There was him, standing up there
    So grand and official with his nose in the air
    So I gave him a look sort of sideways and I leaned on my shvel and sighed

    Well I lit me a fag and having took a drag I replied

    I just couldnít bear, to dig it elsewhere
    I’m digging it round co’s I donít want it square
    And if you disagree it don’t bother me
    Thatís the place where the holes gonna be

    Well there we were, disscussing this hole
    A hole in the groud so big and sort of round
    Well it’s not there now, the groundrs all flat
    And beneath it is the bloke in the bowler hat

    And that’s that

    #327392

    everyfink!!!!!!!!!!!

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