[cath 55]

@forumhostpb wrote:

Ethanol poisoning

just to save reason from googling ethanol here it is

Ethanol, also called ethyl alcohol, pure alcohol, grain alcohol, or drinking alcohol, is a volatile, flammable, colorless liquid. It is a psychoactive drug, best known as the type of alcohol found in alcoholic beverages and in thermometers. In common usage, it is often referred to simply as alcohol.

so PB the moral of this story is ya can get drunk an keep an eye on ya temperature?

[cath 55]

@pete wrote:

@cath 55 wrote:

checkin out the drunken pm’s i sent last night pmsl i shud step away from the keyboard when i had one over the top, now come on you lot bet u done at one time or another too lol

:-k nah just you cath :wink: :lol:

thing is pete lol the recipients of my drunken texts or pm’s over the years have never been able to understand much i send em its like a foreign language erummm sort bacardi speak lol and as fer me spelling well i make sunny look like einstein pmslxx

[cath 55]

hangover

[cath 55]

checkin out the drunken pm’s i sent last night pmsl i shud step away from the keyboard when i had one over the top, now come on you lot bet u done at one time or another too lol

[cath 55]

@bon bon wrote:

yay
but don’t ask me what an IRA is

Be quiet when told to stop for a little bit (5)

S _ R _ _

and theres one more that I’ve just noticed :oops:

strop?

[cath 55]

@pete wrote:

looming

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :twisted: anyway bon bon u been killed off in the murder thread wot you still doin postin are u a ghost? tuts lol x

[cath 55]

@bon bon wrote:

well done Suns
alas a little too late
Esme beat you to it

Coming to be seen as desire to give award to one inside (7)

L _ O _ I _ G

Looking?

[cath 55]

@cath 55 wrote:

she sat in front of her computor screen as she had done every saturday since she could remember, then sudden realisation that all this was too much took her by the fingertips….

As she sat there trying to work out what was happening she tried to analyse a number of clues only stopping briefly to chat to a stray dog that happened by.

time ticked by and her plan was taking shape, she knew just how she would committ the perfect murder, after all how many people would be around at this hour of the morning?

She planned the route she would take to murder her victim, leaving enough witnesses who could testify she wasnt at the murder scene but was elsewhere.

She pressed the switch that would light her way and put in her password, then via forum 2 where she left her calling card she then progressed to forum 3 where she left another calling card.

safely tucked up in the corner just visible so that others could see her, she slowly tiptoed out to the cryptic room, it was then she saw her victim, head down cackling about how clever she had been to fool so many people……

swiftly approaching, holding on to the new diamonte tassles she was wearing as the swishing sound would surely give her away, she grabbed an old abandoned keyboard and hit the chocolate eclair eating victim over the head, as her victim fell to the floor she whispered to her ‘ill met by microsoft’ 8 letters!!!!

she carefull wiped her fingerprints off the keyboard , threw her victims body in the river that never ends, and proceeded back to the forums where she made some excuse about having a loose connection……….

changed the ending lol

[cath 55]

grrrrrrrrrr esme we posted at the same time !!! lol xxx

[cath 55]

@bon bon wrote:

yes Pete

Expect money to be needed when the sea’s rough outside (6)

A _ S _ M _

Assume

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