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besty all my kids remain intact managed to control myself and not chuck them anywhere lol they are and will always be my greatest blessing in life, was a stressful time though if you could give some teenagers a baby with colic for the night i really do feel there would be less teenage pregnancies.

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Brings back long sleepless night with my eldest, shame the gripe water did not work it did the trick with my daughter. hope the infacol does the trick you love your kids but when they wont stop crying you want to chuck them out the window lol.

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Women are like orange juice cartons,
It’s not the shape or size or even how sweet the juice is,
It’s getting thoses fuckin flaps open

Q: What is the definition of “making love”?
A: Something a woman does while a guy is fcuking her.

Q: Why is our salary like a women’s period?
A: It comes once in a month,lasts only for four or five days and if any month it does not come it means your fcuked.

Q: Why do women close their eyes during sex?
A: They can’t stand to see a man having a good time.

Q: What’s the difference between a Woman with PMS and a Pit Bull?
A: Lipstick

Q: What do girls and camels have in common?
A: They both have camel toes.

Q: What does a woman put behind her ears to make herself more attractive?
A: Her ankles.

Q: What’s the difference between a Woman with PMS and a Pit Bull?
A: Lipstick

Q: What do girls and camels have in common?
A: They both have camel toes.

Q: What does a woman put behind her ears to make herself more attractive?
A: Her ankles.

Hope you dont mind me butting in on your thread Love birds but just cant stand to see the men lose I cant see you girls beating us now but you were never going to win were you ladies now do the dishes put the washing on get my lunch and bring me a beer and then its time for some loving lol x Laters nice thread btw

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Why do women have periods?
Because they deserve them.

Q: What is loud and obnoxious?
A: A woman.

Q: How do you blind a woman?
A: You put a windshield in front of her.

Q: What have women and condoms got in common?
A: If they’re not on your dick they’re in your wallet.

Q: How is a woman like an airplane?
A: Both have cockpits.

What’s 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women wild?
A $100 bill.

How many male chauvinists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Let her do the dishes in the dark.

What do toys and womens breasts have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but dad ends up playing with

What is love?
The delusion that one woman differs from another.

Monkeys and girls both are same. they fight only for Banana,
Boys and rats are same they search only holes.

Q: What do you call a girl with Pms and Esp?
A: A bitch who thinks she knows everything.

Q: What’s the difference between a woman and a refrigerator?
A: A refrigerator doesn’t moan when you put meat in it.

What is the difference between your wife and your job?
After five years your job still sucks.

Why did God create lesbians?
So feminists couldn’t breed.

Q: Why did God give men penises?
A: So they’d have at least one way to shut a woman up.

Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A: Because they don’t have balls.

Q. Why do women talk so much?
A. Because they have two sets of lips.

Q: What’s the difference between your bonus and your dick?
You don’t have to beg a woman to blow your bonus.

Q: Why is a woman like a laxative?
They both irritate the shit out of you.

Q. What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?
A. $4.99 a minute

Q: What are the small bumps around a woman’s nipples for?
A: It’s Braille for “suck here”.

Q: Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?
A: He died laughing before he could tell anybody.

Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
A: When they come they’re wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, feminists can’t change anything.

Q: Why did God invent the yeast infection?
A: So women know what it’s like to live with an irritating cunt.

Q: What’s the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
A: 45 lbs.

Q: How do you know when it’s time to get a new dishwasher?
A: When the old one expects you to “do your share”
Q: Why did God make women?
A: You think he’s gonna wash the dishes?

Q: How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
A: Marry It!

Why do women fake orgasms ?
Because they think men care.

How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.

Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None, it should be opened when she brings it to you.

Q: A man runs over his wife. Whose fault is it?
A: The man, he shouldn’t be driving in the kitchen.

Q: Why does a man like to see two women kiss each other?
A: Two less mouths that are bitching.

Q: Why can’t women drive?
A: Because there’s no road between the kitchen and the bedroom
Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead?
A: The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?
A: Made her chain too long.

Q: How is a woman like a condom?
A: Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

Q: Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle?
A: She knows she’s given her last blow job.

Q: How do you know when a woman is going to say something intelligent?
A: When her first words are, “A man once told me…..”

Q: How do you fix a woman’s watch?
A: You don’t, there’s a clock on the oven.

Q: Why haven’t women been to the moon ?
A: Because it doesn’t need cleaning yet!

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i stand by all i wrote dont get me wrong i dont take it back and never will, if i didnt strongly believe it i would not have posted it, but if have mistaken something i can be man enough to admit it and so should you be.

good night to you all x

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chilled but stick by what i wrote byeeeeeeeeeeeeee :twisted:

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If I was wrong about the content of samg84’s content in this thread then if i got it wrong i got it wrong, if i saw it the wrong way i can be man enough to say so, if you did mean it the way I thought you meant it then your a gaggle of witches and i do hope this is not the case.

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and on a last note on this spectacular topic @ masterplan if you really cant see following on from samg84’s post this is bullying of a chatter but shockingly not the worst i have seen then i dont know what to say to you, these bully’s are only brave in pack’s and as some of them have children and have most proberly had to deal with bullying issues i cant believe there mindset tbh.

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@ masterplan

i like your post and i have taken your thought’s and opinions on board you made some excellent points and i’m not such a thoughtless creature i did not take them on board most of you dont like my comments and i understand that. As for your last sentence no i dont and have never saw you bully anyone i hope you can also see that whatever your problems with me i have seen disgusting bullying tactics in that room and i dont and will never feel bad for trying in my way to get that across.

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The things that make me mad are injustice and bullying if i see someone bullying a woman child or dog i go completely mad.

Courage is fire and bullying is smoke

Bullying wasnt okay in school and is not ok here

Everyone who wants to do good to the human race always ends up in universal bullying.

It wasnt me bullying in this post was it, and i have seen all of the above people using hurtful comments about people, your not very brave yourselves because it usually happens when your victim 90% of the time isnt in the room.

i do not take back anything in my first post and if anything you have all proven my point.

Good wishes to the rest of you HAPPY SUMMER HOLS

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