Right Pebbles I have had a good look at the Jeremy Kyle web page, and it looks like they are intrested…..
Being a tranny who can’t get IVF on the NHS (until they chop me nuts off)
Who’s just been dump by my ex p orn star g/f, (confused lesbo)
Who feels anger over tesco’s plan to knock down me tent in their car park
Who has never spoke to the pet cat “smuggy” for years, (but its the cats flaut, it never told me it loves me.)
Who needs a DNA test to prove that I’m not a total bar-stard
And a lie detector test to prove I’m not making the whole thing up. ( like anyone would?)
Pebbles can be my ex g/f’s wife with 16 kids who told the papers she won the lotto, (but only £10 and went on a 3 millon pound spenting binge.)
But we need to act fast, they have a women who works has a taxie cab hooker lined up.