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These are Aneeta’s morals in case anyone is wondering. My morals are going at the slightly higher price oF £76.80.
Festive Bah Humbugs to All x x
Bloss.. I think you should just come clean now and admit you’re an adolescent boy whom rarely leaves the safety of your home without your mother to chaperone.. Why not just apologise to the folk you have offended and go finish your homework?
I’ll have your brain if you don’t want it Luce?! My best er s m i l e :D worse my addional 6 eyes and my tendency to moult following a full moon.
Entering Heaven three mighty men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
“In honor of the holy season,” Saint Peter said, “You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.”
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. “It represents a candle,” he said. Saint Peter said “You may pass through the pearly gates.”
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, “They’re bells.” Saint Peter said, “You may pass through the pearly gates.”
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women’s glasses.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, “And just what do those symbolize?”
The man replied, “They’re Carol’s.”
This is fun!! I have wonky screens on 3 diff laptops.
Hope you had a good one Dubbs :D
1) What do you have for breakfast on christmas day? The tree
2) What main present do you hope santa puts in his sack for you? Hugh Jackman
3) Who are you spending christmas with? The Adams Family
4) Will you be online on christmas day? I can’t think that far ahead
5) Have you got much left to buy for christmas? Almost everything
6) What is your best christmas memory? When I became a snow angel for the very first time
7) Do you still have an advent calendar? No comment
8 )How many christmas parties are you going to? As few as possible
9) What is your favourite christmas movie? The Nightmare before Christmas
10) What is your favourite christmas carol? Stop the Cavalry
11) Who from chat would you like to kiss under the mistletoe? Everyone bar a few I’d just rather not
12) Which famous person would you have christmas dinner with if you could? Michel Roux
13) When do you put your decs up? As soon as I get around to it
14) Who cooks your christmas dinner? Anyone who will take pity on me and cook me it
15) Trifle or christmas pud? Can I have some of both please
