Dofan

Awful music here.  No let’s not twist again like we did last summer let’s never ever twist ever again and ban that song from ever being played until I’m dead.

Im also not ringing your bell even if you have ‘survived’ walking five hundred miles just to get to my door, never asked you to and eileen can bugger off too dont come on in my direction.

It was very dark.

Ive always been dippy.

Dippy is  the new sexy I’ve decided lol

Its a wonder I even made it here tbh rofl

Nearly forgot.

OK need to confess

[11/19, 20:12] Sarah: Got bus to Valetta

[11/19, 20:12] Sarah: Wasn’t good, driver didn’t tell me to get off so I ended up just coming all way back to where I started from.

My mum and both my kids laughed after I watsapped them.

And I was sober too.

Yes was all truely amazing.  I like a bit of cultcha I does.

Apparently the pork here is very likely bunny rabbit and the beef  very possibly horsie.

For all I know I may have even munched on donkey.

The wine isn’t too cleavva but after three glasses I’m finding I’m not too fussed.

Glad i brought my sarong.

i have respect for you, but maybe you should lose virginity,ppl enjoy in sex more when they’re younger….no hard feelings, was just my advice for you

Very true mister x

Ice cream would all be melted will bring ice lolly instead ok hugs lol

Off to Valetta now on bus and got a day cruise tomorrow.

Sunbathing round pool

Thank you Mister talk soon x

I wll get thinking hat on

So I’m ‘supposedly’ on holiday lol. I got on pretend plane? Staying at pretend hotel?  I’d not waste words writing for it, hopefully if we ignore it, the little prat will disappear.

Buffet was nasty at dinner time so just had ice cream. Pic of ice cream attached lol.

Missed you too x

Weather is scorchio today I’m by the pool will have to kill hangover with lager.  Been rainy and cold so today is good :) food isn’t great went for Chinese with the other guests that was OK. Been bitten, there will be very drunk bugs about now repeating themselves and flying into things. May go swimming. The beaches are man made…[Read more]

Going home early hours Wednesday please remind me how ‘real life’ sucks arse and even though everyone here have been lovely and friendly and included me and I’ve not had any time sitting on my own I really can’t handle it. Lovely kind people I appreciate their kindness but omg I don’t enjoy all this human interaction in person. Telling me I’m…[Read more]

Im thinking you just might be one of the very small amount of people who cares lol xxxx

anyone notice ORSO likes to say – go to bed, ha does he think he is are dad or mum, he is not fit enough to be a parent, so dont act like a parent, you domb person.

this title for this thread tbh, seems like someone has been playing with potato letters on l.s.d lol.