Dofan

Oh you big ole silly, people let you down, family members, friends, it happens to us all at some point x If I walked into the sea every time I got crapped on I’d be permanently wet, your instinct to swim will kick in, you will feel terribly cold and then feel daft and then giggle and then go home looking like a drowned rat.  I once sat at a train…[Read more]

Ok so I’m not a ‘lady’ but I do have lady bits.

I like ‘cuntybollocks’ I may have to steal that one.  I’m very liking ‘cockwomble’ and I am going to aim to use it more often.  Also like ‘manky fudge bandit’ and ‘grotty snot guzzler’ Hey this is fun.  We could start a rude cuss club.

Don’t anyone tell me to ‘get a life’ I had one once, never again.

Hey x I understand what you mean as I myself have a few issues – fortunately no one appears to have noticed as I hide it really really well.

I used to have a notice on my front door saying if I’m not expecting you I wont be answering the door if you knock and I still don’t answer my door to people I’m not expecting unless they jehovah witness…[Read more]

Hey x I understand what you mean as I myself have a few issues – fortunately no one appears to have noticed as I hide it really really well.

I used to have a notice on my front door saying if I’m expecting you I wont be answering the door if you knock and I still don’t answer my door to people I’m not expecting unless they jehovah witness then I…[Read more]

Hi Elvis still a bit poorly you ok? Blossom was MariClaire  last night and so far I’ve seen her be flowers fruit and chocolate and now she’s a Gargoyle which suits her well.  Hard to keep up innit.

Account swapping?? I’ve said it before and I will say it again, the birds totally off her banana.

As for trump? meh he just makes me thinking about farting.