draculina

Sorry, Linda,

no wheelchair, no commode, no cane.

When the time comes I’, sure I’ll have at least one of the three, as will all who are reading this.

I didn’t send you particular requests for blu-rays. If you’re definitely coming over, I’ll send requests near the time.

When it comes to Criterion blurays, I am deffo a needy man.

I don’t have a cane

though in my time I’ve come across a couple of people who wanted me to have one

And I really don’t want the boards all to myself. It was tiring when a couple of us were trying to keep these boards alive – Cosy and tinks, if I remember aright.

much better now with all these different people.

So – don’t…[Read more]

I don’t have a cane

though in my time I’ve come across a couple of people who wanted me to have one

This seems quite a nasty argument, and I don’t know enough to get involved in it.

I’m glad I don’t know enough.

But as far as Linda is concerned, I was able to check up on a couple of facts she gave about herself, and they were verified. She was telling the truth.

I can’t vouchsafe for everything she’s said or done, and I don’t follow her every…[Read more]

This seems quite a nasty argument, and don’t know enough to get involved in it.

I’m glad I don’t know enough.

But as far as Linda is concerned, I was able to check up on a couple of facts she gave about herself, and they were verified. She was telling the truth.

I can’t vouchsafe for everything she’s said or done, and I don’t follow her every…[Read more]

Gerry,

I like Linda too.

I know she’s not everybody’s cuppa tea, but she strikes me as genuine.

Also she’s promised to bring me over some Criterion blurays.

Not that I’m biassed

oh and she finds a couple of my jokes funny

Gerry,

I like Linda too.

I know she’s not everybody’s cuppa tea, but she strikes me as genuine.

Also she’s promised to bring me over some Criterion blurays.

Not that I’m biassed

And after the total disgrace of the last joke, just to show that I can also relate jokes whihc make decent human beings laugh.

Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it’s too far to walk.    

This is a ‘joke’ about something which is not nice at all – frustrated male sexual desire. It’s been the downfall of many, and is the cause of much misery to men and women.

To remind tinks, these jokes are not funny at all. They are examples of an appalling sensibility which makes my head hang in shame, and it’s only for reasons of sociological…[Read more]

This is a ‘joke’ about something which is not nice at all – frustrated male sexual desire. It’s been the downfall of many, and is the cause of much misery to men and women.

To remind tinks, these jokes are not funny at all. They are examples of an appalling sensibility whihc makes my head hang in shame.

Sensitive souls should have stopped…[Read more]

This is a ‘joke’ about something whihc is not nice at all – frustrated male sexual desire. It’s been the downfall of many, and is the cause of much misery to men and women.

To remind tinks, these jokes are not funny at all. They are examples of an appalling sensibility whihc makes my head hang in shame.

Sensitive souls should have stopped…[Read more]

Mister q,

the moment when you all open the crackers to read the little jokes inside must be a riot in your house on Christmas Day.

Forget the debating, jn, and take us all as we come. We’re all pretty complex; I don’t know anyone who is all good or all bad.

I can believe you went to a special school. The experience I have of one of them is one of teachers working hard in an impossible task. Education comes a little bit down the list of priorities.

The special school I knew…[Read more]

Not sure how much you understand, jn.

That doesn’t mean you’re a ‘retard’ or a ‘moron’. Just not sure how much you understand.

No I am not well-disposed to Cosy, but what I said to you has nothing to do with defending Cosy. He doesn’t need me to defend him, though I’ve already said that and I’m not sure you understand.

I was merely pointing to…[Read more]

Not sure how much you understand, jn.

That doesn’t mean you’re a ‘retard’ or a ‘moron’. Just not sure how much you understand.

No I am not well-disposed to Cosy, but what I said to you has nothing to do with defending Cosy. He doesn’t need me to defend him, though I’ve already said that and I’m not sure you understand.

I was merely pointing to…[Read more]

well, jn, there’s a difference between grammatical pedantry and trying to avoid an ugly failure to express yourself in any meaningful manner.

If I were going to correct people for spelling and grammar, I’d be here all day. And I’m sure I’d find fault with my own posts.

You have a go at Cosy all you wish – he doesn’t need me to defend him…[Read more]

well, jn, there’s a difference between grammatical pedantry and trying to avoid an ugly failure to express yourself in any meaningful manner.

If I were going to correct people for spelling and grammar, I’d be ehre all day. And I’m sure I’d find fault with my own posts.

You have a go at Cosy all you wish – he doesn’t need me to defend him…[Read more]

I’d like to complain about the attitude to mental illness shown on this thread.

Apart from the fact that ‘scitso’ should really be spelled schizo; and the grammatical problem (one of many) which says ‘He might have..schitso’ which should really read ‘he might have schizophrenia’..

there is also a great ignorance of the meaning of ‘scitso’.…[Read more]

I’d like to complain about the attitude to mental illness shown on this thread.

Apart form the fact that ‘scitso’ should really be spelled schizo; and the grammatical problem (one of many) which says ‘He might have..schitso’ which should really read ‘he might have schizophrenia’..

there is also a great ignorance of the meaning of ‘scitso’.…[Read more]

It was a thought, man.

I do have them. Honest.

My thought to such a fascinating question was that there must be loads and loads.

I could have added ‘and loads’.

Or would that be three thoughts?