draculina

oh..right.

Thanks for pointing this out to me, Ms Often-Deleted-One

going into the garden and finding another dog turd. i know which bloody dog it is but the owner doesnt godam care. sometimes i think he sends it over. i need to setup cctv and get evidence.

i always look for inspiration. and i have had 0% on here.

oh heavens no.

there is ZERO inspiration on this dam website. i wish i could say different, but that would be a lie.

Apologies for the font – I am an old codger as well as cosy and others on this board.

from the urban dictionary

codger:
an old person. Derives from coffin dodger
some old codger died last night at the old peoples home

The origin of codger seems to lie in the complex links between cadger and codger (not as a contraction of…[Read more]

from the urban dictionary

codger:
an old person. Derives from coffin dodger
some old codger died last night at the old peoples home

The origin of codger seems to lie in the complex links between cadger and codger (not as a contraction of ‘coffin-dodger’, as one of my more inventive correspondents has suggested). In some parts of England the…[Read more]

from the urban dictionary

codger:
an old person. Derives from coffin dodger
some old codger died last night at the old peoples home

The origin of codger seems to lie in the complex links between cadger and codger (not as a contraction of ‘coffin-dodger’, as one of my more inventive correspondents has suggested). In some parts of England the two…[Read more]

Sophie has been liking a couple of my posts lately.

*fidgets and looks nervously behind his back

Somer, I’m sure someone  could be found to give you a slap at a cheaper price that that, and throw the cane in for good measure.

I used to know someone who would do it for free. I well remember her taking my fingers and starting to pull them wide apart. Then she looked at my eyes, her strange smile froze and decided to let my fingers go. A long…[Read more]

Somer, I’m sure someone  could be found to give you a slap at a cheaper price that that, and throw the cane in for good measure.

I used to know someone who would do it for free. I well remember her taking my fingers and starting to pull them wide apart. Then she looked at my eye, her strange smile froze and decided to let my fingers go. A long…[Read more]

Somer, I’m sure someone could be found to give you a slap at a cheaper price that that, and throw the cane in for good measure.

I used to know someone who would do it for free. I well remember her taking my fingers and starting to pull them wide apart. The she looked at my eyes and decided to let my fingers go. A long time ago now, but my…[Read more]

just today i was swore at by a certain someone in f3, and then again in f2. i wasnt swore at in f1 but i didnt visit f1. if you want to know who swore at me then i will pm you. but i have more class than mentioning names on a forum. these new changes are not going to stop the swearing at me. its very sad  but true. these swearers will continue to…[Read more]

early modern – late 16th, early 17th century is (just) my favourite.

minimalist music a close second.

A video of either would probably not be welcomed

those dam negative nancys in f3 and desperate dans in f1 have made me use f2 more and more. and me and ann was chatting in f2 today.

you want that old codger cosy to slap you first, somer?

be my guest.

Arc, I should say I think you’re absolutely right about the reactions to the attack. The quiet humanity of people who stopped on the bridge to help the injured when the temptation must have been to run like hell is hardly mentioned bu should be. There seems to have been a lot of chaos in the way the police and security people handled the…[Read more]

You want your fortune told, Arc?

You want your fortune told, ARC?

Arc,

I don’t know how lone this nutter is..they’ve arrested several people now in Birmingham. ISIS have claimed responsibility, which means that they think it’s something to do with the,.

ISIS is much more dangerous than Al Quaeda because of people like this nut. Al Quaeda seems to operate through cells which can be infiltrated; their plots in…[Read more]