draculina

oh where do i goddam begin!

f1

f2

f3

the cat

my useless shopping trolley decided to malfunction and crash me into isle three smashing things.

king of mice

my gate wont close properly

junk mail

junk mail in my spam folder

junk mail in my shopping trolley

junk mail in my shopping bags

junk mail on the bus

stom doris nearly killing…[Read more]

the cat crept into the crypt….

crapped….

and crept out again

Somer,

posts get sidetracked.

They always have. That’s been the nature of jc since I’ve been here.

people who sidetrack them are often the first to moan when their posts are sidetracked, even mildly, but that’s the way it goes.

The best way is to etiher shrug or, if you feel there’s more to be said, to set up a new thread. You could keep…[Read more]

Somer,

posts get sidetracked.

They always have.

people who sidetrack them are often the first to moan when their posts are sidetracked, even mildly, but that’s the way it goes.

The best way if you feel there’s more to be said is either to set up a new thread, or to keep posting in the original. If nobody responds, then the thread has died for…[Read more]

raspberry

I say this!

Pets, unlike some men,  have never needed brothels to have a good time.

Allow abandoned pets to have a good time before they are deleted by the RSPCA!!

I say this!

Allow abandoned pets to have a good time before they are deleted by the RSPCA!!

Sorry, I wasn’t asked to give a general account of when humour is applicable or not.

I was asked to say whether I thought humour was applicable here, and I answered that I could, but wouldn’t. Whether some other person agrees with me or not is a different question.

Blossom, I won’t answer you for the reasons given in my post, and until those…[Read more]

Blossom, with all due and genuine respect,

I remember talking a lot to you during that time. My dad was dying at the same time as your mum. It was a terribly sad and trying time for me, and I was getting a lot of stick on here; it was a much more traumatic time for you.

Let me say that in the face of the death of a loved one, there can be no…[Read more]

Blossom, with all due and genuine respect,

I remember talking a lot to you during that time. My dad was dying at the same time as your mum. It was a terribly sad and trying time for me, and I was getting a lot of stick on here; it was a much more traumatic time for you.

Let me say that in the face of the death of a loved one, there can be no…[Read more]

Arc!!!

As far as I’m concerned, this is a serious thread, though posts don’t have to be as heavy as the topic. Sometimes humour is appropriate in the darkest of situations – if anyone finds that offensive, then just turn a blind eye, which is what most of us have to do here form time to time. From what I can see, everybody here is aware of how serious…[Read more]

Now if jc were like The Magic Roundabout, it would be more fun.

Interesting posts from gerry and arc.

Blossom, you just to very firm conclusions far too quickly.

I’ve often said that there’s something called giving the benefit of the doubt.

Just because you were taken for a ride by someone unnamed and taken for a ride bigtime, doesn’t mean that everyone here is the same. We’re not all goody goody two-shoes,…[Read more]

It’s assisted suicide, er euthanasia, which is illegal, which is why Ms K  is wise not to involve family. If you can’t do it yourself, mind you….

From what I gather, a number of doctors hurry the process along a bit in certain circumstances for humanitarian reasons…

I wouldn’t be surprised if that didn’t happen more in future, for…[Read more]

gerry is right about the decriminalisation of suicide in 1961 in England and Wales.

In the Isle of man it remained a criminal act for a lot longer, and I read of a 16 year old boy who tried to commit suicide and failed. He was publicly birched – humiliating, as it meant he was bottom naked to be whipped. A good treat for sadists, though. How he…[Read more]

gerry is right about the decriminalisation of suicide in 1961 in England and Wales.

In the Isle of man it remained a criminal act for a lot longer, and I read of a 16 year old boy who tried to commit suicide and failed. He was publicly birched – humiliating, as it meant he was bottom naked to be whipped. A good treat for sadists, though. How he…[Read more]

I am being serious.

There is a state apparatus of punishment for suicide.That’s why if you botch it, or involve anyone, there are consequences. many people who have killed their dearest from love have discovered this.

The criminal nature of suicide arises from the christian foundations of the law. The Churches teach that suicide is against…[Read more]

Not if you botch it, which often happens.

One lad in the Isle of Man was publicly birched for trying to commit suicide.

I knew a retired nurse who said that suicides by OAPs often failed, and the survivor’s mess made their situation much worse.

Isn’t that against the law?

You do realise that you could go to prison??