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@Irish_Lucy wrote:

Ah now scep I only bite if they ask nicely :wink:

phew!

I’d ignore some malicious comments, Lucy. Nobody believes them , and they’re meant to trap you into an endless series of posts which amount to nothing more than miserable backbiting.

I hope so.

I used to have secret ogles at the usherette in the local cinema when I was a teen.

I don’t go to the cinema now, so I wouldn’t know.

@kent f OBE wrote:

@Black Knight X wrote:

Then you would be the spitten image of Lucy… :o

Yes…she would be my sista from anuvva muvva (or dadda)

now that made me laugh out loud :) :)

and BK, I’d take Ms K’s advice about having a go at Lucy…

you’re doing yourself no favours with anyone here

and Lucy can bite!! :twisted: :twisted: like that

Enjoy, Ms K

and

report them, please!!

of course intonation in typed words causes misunderstandings, and sometimes no amount of emoticons is going to stop it.

I actually don’t want to maintain the standard of humour that some people find here. Headbutting an usherette and all that followed didn’t make me laugh. It made some laugh, though, so –

bare-knuckle boxing??? Put your dooks up, you’ve met your match *sways form side to side looking absolutely not the sort of person anyone would fight with.

@kent f OBE wrote:

Doesn’t matter who welcomes who first, last or in the middle…as long as someone does it, its nice

yes, mum

@Trapper wrote:

no need to be sorry it wasn’t a barbed reply…no intonation in the typed word unfortunately

oh, but Mr T, that isn’t true, as a moment’s thought would reveal to you.

Intonation is very much in the typed word, but in the eyes rather than the ears of the beholder, and often the intonation says something very different to the one…[Read more]

beat ya to it, Ms K :D

hides in case she has a gun

Hi, tamwam…welcome to the boards.

Texas must be the worst place for gun control laws…the USA as a whole seems gun-crazy to we Brits.

The UK goes too much the opposite way, in my opinion, which is what the discussion here has turned on.

I touched a nerve..sorry

was just trying to maintain the standard of humour here

I’,m surprised at your choosing Geordie solicitors…

what’s wrong with a bad Mackem solicitor like Grabbe, Bungle and Headbutte?

whenever I was gurning as a young kid, me dad and mam used to put this on to stop me..

(and it was a very old record even when I was a kid!)

perhaps a pic of cosy could be put up as you sing along to it – I can’t help but laugh even now when the guy goes into the laughing chorus

Industrial check antisceptic????

eeek!!!!
thought this was supposed to be the happy thread!?! :arrow:

@kent f OBE wrote:

@rogue trader wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

Lovely post Desti…..yes another scorchio….was 26 yesterday….29 today (not yet) and 35 tomorrow!! Do we know what that feels like in t his country? Not sure I can remember the last time we ever had 35 degrees….but then again I am a youngster :lol:
I would say I’ll be slipping into…

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he’s on about how he wants to ban two perfectly harmless people because they don’t fit into his way of thinking. Moi is too clever for him and gucci is too sweet.

I remember Lucy Locket lol

yes, a happy birthday to her :) :)

lager and the hot sun don’t mix, mr rogue…

me and the trapper ain’t fallen out

at least I don’t think so :? :?

I thought I was just making a comment on how you don’t need guns to be mental :lol:

they announced their plans for Legal Aid ages ago, but it was actually cut by nearly 9% from today.

McKenzie lawyers have been around since 1970 in family law cases. They are friends of the plaintiff, often charities.

McKenzie Lawyers 4U charge fees, and often hefty ones.

Sorry, m’lady, but I am informed that headbutting a lawyer doesn’t…[Read more]

Trapper, you and me being non-mental should get together for a bevy sometime and soon..

whered’ya live? We could just sit, shoot the breeze, have a chat about the gals on jc, sing and laugh….

I could show you my mastery of Japanese customs and language…

*swings samurai sword over his head..

hakitaki

banzai!!