draculina

so you say …. :)

oh dear, the boards are lifeless….

does this mean..possibly..that the following is appropriate???

I forget…

I always blush at things for which there is no need to blush…

Not sure why you think you’ll win this, Ms JenJen, I won the last one, despite claims by anc that no mere man can win when it ocmes to the last word… 8) 8) 8)

you want unsavoury???

Try Rodgers and Hammerstein

I’d like to say a word for the cowboy
His nights on the range are long and lonely
He must travel through them with a pony
for
a
friend……….. :shock: :shock: :shock:

sure feel sorry for the pony :( :( :( :( :arrow:

So far, I count a harem of two for O’Malley

But I can’t count

@jen_jen wrote:

Pfffffft

if I said, then

I’d bblush :oops:

@jen_jen wrote:

Why not? :-s

not sayin’ :-$

that last jailbird is one slo9ppy eater..

oi! that’s not fair

@Blossom. wrote:

Tagged ! :lol: :wink:

omg a jailbird!!!

:oops:

I can also blush better than you :wink:

sorry, got carried away in showing you can’t do better..

but another reason you can’t do better is that you can’t make the ultimate sacrifice which allows a man to move from a tenor to a soprano

you may have suffered a cold for your bass voice
but
that hardly measures up to
what I have suffered for my soprano

but
now
no you can’t ever suffer what I’ve gone through

coz

now it’s no I can’t do what I used to do

woe is meeeee *voice zooming off to the firmament till you can just hear a plaintive wail

nice to be nice :)

to be nice, nice :) :)

No you bloody well can’t, no you can’t, no you can’t

*you realise I had to join a church boy’s choir to get me goolies cut off for the sake of beating you here

how true,…

and as a peace offering to someone who appears pretty cool in chat as well, here’s a Song for Amelia – really good lyrics if you listen to them..and appropriate..’Amelia, it was just a false alarm’

Rogue, I did tell you.

Lucy’s nicked ’em and has been palming them off as her own to try to get O’Malley to choose her above all others.

That Lucy – she really has no poetic taste, she actually thinks they’ll make O’Malley think she’s sensitive and etc :( :(

I didn’t actually write nest, Amelia. :D

It;’s the censorship system here which actually turned what I said into something much worse – silly censors :lol: :lol:

but you’re taking it well … :shock: the tea that is

No you can’t

*sung in the purest soprano

so where do we go now??

With a health service struggling to keep its quality high, and with one report showing literacy levels in the UK as lower than anyone else n the UK apart from Romania, we certainly need a new dawn.