draculina

I can do anything better than you can

I can do anything better than you

trying to whiffle..

oh bugger it I’ll just run :arrow:

whenever I feel afraid
I whistle a happy tune…

whose streets these are I think I knew
His house is in the village too
He will not see me stopping here
To see his alleys full of poo

My little rogue must think it queer
To stop without a cathouse near
Between JC and my dreamy bed
The darkest evening of the Year

He gives his stolen odes a shake
To ask if there is some mistake
The only other…[Read more]

Amelia’s poems are so moving

but they do sound like Cosy’s stolen odious odes

she gave them to O’Malley, pretending they were hers

RIP, Cath

if Scotland does become independent, then England should do all in her power to make the separation amicable..shield Scotland from the financial problems of transition, push for Scotland to enter the EU (though Spain may veto this – they have separatist problems of their own)..show the spirit of close friendship and alliance.

I fear the English…[Read more]

Funny how Scotland only becomes important when you only realise that you may lose her…

@Irish_Lucy wrote:

cant see the pic Rogue

Of course you can video it Trapper but i want royaltys.

O’Malley even if i win the lotto, im still not paying ya, i still rather sleep with you (no matter whos watching/video :wink:)

you trying to drop a subtle hint or am I missing something? :?

what’s he yammering on about?? :)

could be just an impartial judgement, rather than swearing, of course

@Blossom. wrote:

http://youtu.be/qHFxncb1gRY

you trying to give us a message , mate?

I’m not norty.

Have never done anything norty in my life, nor di I think of anything norty.

Am a clean respectable Christian gentleman, not ‘a man defiled by women’ (St Paul)

O:) O:) O:)

The Fiddle and the Drum.

it’s so hard to sing without music, but this lady does it brilliantly. The music is entirely in her voice, and is lovely.

again very dated, full of comfy hippies sitting on the floor. But the lyrics are very insightful in the first half – a lot of guys go real aggressive as they meet life’s…[Read more]

tries again, in the hope that success comes with experience..

dives for the embonpoint and still gets only the apple…

not even a Spartan apple, as they’re not yet in season

a lack of brains leads me to take the apple, missing the real fruit

the singing is dated (it is meant to be not quite in tune) but the lyrics lovely, written by such a young man too.. Maturity and age aren’t always the same, as demonstrated by some convos on JC lol

distaste

so if it’s not a faded copy of The Sun from eating your fish and chips….

where in hell did you get those ‘facts’ and ‘date’ from???