draculina

I keep looking to see where everybody is….glad you’re still around, Jen.

I sometimes suspect that Words is not full of the same milk of human kindness which has moved all others in here from Cosy and Danny to Thin and Annette when they conducted their good-natured duels long ago, in the Later Middle Ages.

No, it cannot be. He is a nice kind man, he must be, or he’ll end up in bloody Hell, oh yes with a sharp fork up…[Read more]

Hope you’re not taking offence, Jen.

Mine is a general point. I can’t comment on you in the end as we don’t know each other

Hmm…

how do I answer this without annoying Jen, who does not seem a person who could be annoyed with safety :shock: , or who should be annoyed :) .

Confidentiality seems to be used by you as a means of getting someone to be close to you, as breaking down the armour, the barriers which separate us. That is my meaning of weapon. You seem very…[Read more]

It’s claaas innit?

I’ll love you, dear, I’ll love you
Till China and Africa meet,
And the river jumps over the mountains
And the salmon sing in the street.

I’ll love you till the ocean
Is folded and hung up to dry,
And the seven stars go sqwarking
Like geese about the sky.

The years shall run like rabbits,
For in my arms I hold
The Flower of…[Read more]

and no apple pie?

Like love, confidentiality can be a weapon…

@Wordsworth60 wrote:

Oi Scep . . . .

Hosaaaanahahahahahahahaha!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I turn my face away from your attempt to ally with Jeannette MacDonald and Napoleon XIV in driving me around the bloody bend 8)

@rogue trader wrote:

you type different on this site mon er skep
but there again so do I lol

You mentioned before that you think I’m someone called Monks, cosy.

As I said, I really don’t have the slightest idea of who you’re talking about lol

unless it’s John Monks, the ex-TUC General Secretary.

Still, sometimes the more you deny a mistaken…[Read more]

phew..it’s gone!!

Nooo..it’s not about the film being bad.

I saw the movie when I was a kid – had Clark Gable in it..about the San Francisco earthquake..was a good movie for its time.

it’s a horrible song, but above all it’s the tune..it’s been haunting me..some tunes do that..when I heard Napoleon XIV’s hit pop song, ‘They’re Coming to Take me Away Ha Ha!’ back…[Read more]

the direst moment comes when she stops singing and one of the poor suffering choirboys (obviously they’ve all been newly-castrated from the looks on theri faces) takes over the chorus…listen and weep

:shock:

:arrow:

my longtime ambiton (honestly) has been to be a 19th century vicar in Sussex. Sleep-ins every day, strawberries and cream tea, looking with a smug smile on my flock, a little glint in the eye for the desirable ladies recognised only by them, and wealth enough to hire a substitute for Sundays.

Now there’s the life!!

@rusty trawler wrote:

@sceptical guy wrote:

if only…

whterh he’s real or not, he’s makes me quite irritated, so I just ignore what he says unless I’m in a mood to be irritated. (does that make sense?)

if Danny is a creation of Will, as Jen suspects, then it’s quite a boring character. He doesn’t even have the provocative irritation of a…

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if only…

whterh he’s real or not, he’s makes me quite irritated, so I just ignore what he says unless I’m in a mood to be irritated. (does that make sense?)

if Danny is a creation of Will, as Jen suspects, then it’s quite a boring character. He doesn’t even have the provocative irritation of a thin.

you know, they’re proving that social networking on the internet is changing the circuits and even the shapes of our brains [Danny – if he’s real, which I increasingly doubt, and what is he doing with the OAPs he scorns so much??].

I have the article, but not sure where to post it, as I’ve lost the url. I can copy and paste it somewhere but not…[Read more]

*smugly looks to Jen by his side, only to realise the chair’s emty

:shock:

tank oo

Your lover could just forget to tell you that you’ve been dumped?? How long woud it be before you realised? And wish a text or Windows 8 had been use?.

Would you ever cotton on???

There must be how many ways to dump your lover??

I remember em.

I didn’t use one.

But Tony Hancock tried to save Australians afloat on a liferaft using CB – I think