draculina

Boxing is a barbaric sport..

never heard of him

don’t know who you are but congratulations…

that first day and night of being a dad is an amazing feeling..priceless….

*coughs..now the hard work starts

but that work is all worth it in the end…really

ooo…did Kenneth Williams do a version of that?

75,101, 247…75,101,248…75,101,249…

so what’s corned beef when teh JC censors haven’t got their hands on it?

is that the same as Roger the Dodger? :?

you mean, me thingumebob

oh, dear, no Christians here??

well, here’s the link for the truly devoted..the Bible in polari –

http://www.thesisters.demon.co.uk/bible/

click on the html version

Given the wettest summer on record after the publication of 50 Shades of Grey, I think cosuy’s advice should be taken on board by all the ladies of Britain.

when I was in junior school, I was intrigued by the claim that there is no highest number.

I was wrongly told that there is a highest number called infinity.

I had great suspicion of this number infinity, with its squiggly symbol, looking like a drunken 8, and my suspicon was later borne out by the discovery that some obsessive called Cantor had…[Read more]

@momentaryloss wrote:

Hate to mention it, guys and gals, but it aint over yet.

The level of proof required in a court of law for a guilty verdict in this offence was not reached.

The FA enquiry however now restarts where he faces a number of charges including bringing the game into disrepute and ungentlemanly conduct. They suspended their…

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No, anc, but prehaps I should have been or I’ll be getting an undeserved reputation as a reader of Victorian novels

@panda12 wrote:

@sceptical guy wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

I can’t help it!

I’ve just been diagnosed with Obsessive Compulsive Last Word Disorder!

It’s causing me sleepless nights!

holds panda’s claws and looks deeply and meaningfully into her eyes, saying wiht a caring Californian accent

“I feel your pain”

I am actually known at work as “Last Word…

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well, this case has kept me up nights, held me riveted to my seat days.

John Telboy is innocent..hurrah!

He was quoting racist abuse…

where from??

where else?

the football field!! where abuse racist and otherwise is common in a long-debased sport.

I don’t watch this silly professional game, don’t follow it, assume the worst takes place in…[Read more]

I fully agree with momentary loss…

this thread should end..

there is a universal demand for it to end..

it must end..

now …

with this post.

amen

ouch..

suddenly realised…

my ancestors fled here from France coz nobody liked em.

So they were probably victims of the said corpse – and therefore of anc!!

I may well be related to the said Royal corpse, as I identified strongly wiht the Dark Knight at the end of Batman 2.

The Secret Life of Walter is a pretty good read, too

@a certain sadness wrote:

What a wonderful day.

The morning sun gradually fading in to a bread and butter sky.

I strolled out in to the garden to the smell of fresh pineapple and mint, with hollyhocks and foxglove to the knee.

Canterbury bells began to ring.

Then tea and penguins as i relaxed with the Racing post.

there are penguins in…[Read more]