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Our Alan Partridge aha, ‘mister q’ is living up to his image.

Ms M is now controlling the boards! Who is he trying to convince with this idiotic statement?

He tells people off for using the f-word, yet calls women bitches and continually calls ms m an a*hole, provoking her and myself despite the fact that we have both  persistently ignored his…[Read more]

which leads us to mental health day…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anUI8GwKwgQ

The Chinese Envoy

“She could talk about things that never mattered ever…

They’d never listen. They never will”

The lyrics and the music together have both the delicacy and the intricacy of Chinese art

Lyrics:

She was a princess, much lower than people thought
A master of nothing a mistress of…[Read more]

I saw U2 at the hammersmith palais, with talking Heads, when they were both starting out.

Talking heads were great, but U2 I can’t say I liked.

However, I have never heard them, or anyone else, do a cover of Girl With No Eyes (the name of the song by the group, It’s A Beautiful Day)

So, q, could you show us all evidence for this cover?…[Read more]

Now we know where morg got to…

final dreamy song.

It’s a Beautiful Day

Doesn’t everybody know that Love takes a lifetime?

Dreamy song #2

Dear Mary,

Thank You for the Day (play loud)

Dreamy Song #1

We’ve all been here.

Where does love go when it goes?

What do you do when it goes?

that’s the spirit lol

I never thought of jury service as doing service for my country.

My view is that a fair trial is absolutely necessary, and capital punishement is wrong.

But when it comes to me doing jury service my view is

a summary trial of 20 minutes – 10 minutes for the defence and 10 minutes for the prosecution, to ensure fair play – and then

no…[Read more]

As long as he doesn’t post here,

for whatever reason,

banned or in the slammer,

I’m content.

A vile man.

and thanks for Morg

With memories of The Favourite pub and Archway…

salut  

He relates everything to himself.

He can’t imagine anyone was here before him.

he creates god-awful stories and thinks they’re wonderful.

he paints the most unfunny (because unconvincing) caricatures of people here and laughs to himself that he’s a crushing satirist.

Yes, downright selfish.

I was on jury duty a few years ago.

Absolutely hated it!!

You should go to a creative writing class, mr creosote, to learn how to write imaginative stories

or better still, before a creative writing class,

go to English for beginners. I doubt I’m the only one who can’t make head or tail of this post.

Actually, Creosote,

I love to laugh, love a laugh.

I do it a lot in real life.

Look at the jokes page, and the post I started.

not everyone’s sense of humour, of course.

Hmmm. I havent read anything you’ve said which makes me laugh at all.

Nor Mr q.

I can imagine my brother laughing at q’s jokes, mind you.

janey,

that’s all I’m doing too

Mr Creosote can post as he likes, Ms M, and if janey lou feels pleased to be chatted up on the boards, I’m not interfering.

He can puke up all over the boards if he wishes, too. He won’t be the first one to do that.

But he should stop making personal attacks on people and their families, falsifying posts, being a genuine Mr Creosote