Drivel

AWT Toolkit (Abstract Window Types) is used to build stand alone applications Bat – it’s not something you need on your pc

If the screen freezes the best way to clear it is a couple of squirts of WDC – there shoud be a small hole in the RHS of your monitor labelled “WDC Squirthole”

One of the OTHER Wives of Henry V111 – ffs Chess they are all headless !!!!

One of the “Wives of Henry V111”

My Thomas the Tank Engine dvd

Its either “French Connection” or “The Red Berets”

SpecSavers buy 1 get 1 free !!

@Esmeralda wrote:

I AM a medievalist Drivel ..and I dress the part at all times so I’m afraid my legs are invariably draped in yards of flowing fabrics. Forsooth but you are a daring knave..tho t’would seem Wicca be quite taken with you and doth tender a peck at your comely cheek :)

What a waste of legs – but knave I may be , you can rest assured…[Read more]

@Esmeralda wrote:

It IS his day job Drivel.. you cheeky sod..and it captures me to perfection as it happens [-X ..Pity you can’t see the masterpiece that is my pet crow Wicca :!:

I find the idea of a pet crow somewhat medi-eval , and apart from that I’d much rather see your legs

@Esmeralda wrote:

Mrs. Clean..re your comment about my siggy pic..it IS actually taken from a portrait my husband painted for my birthday last year..the original shows me with my cats and my pet crow…

Make sure he doesn’t give up the day job Essie

Okay I shall reply to Geoffs post too .

You have all got it wrong about Hargreaves – he’s a bit of a work horse – does the donkey work okay – but put him up against a world class midfielder he’ll be taken apart – you can’t count the last 2 matches against poor opposition

I still think Gerrard is better out wide – he needs more room – when the…[Read more]

@ROBBO wrote:

..If you cut out his scoring ability..Then he wouldn’t actually have much ability as a football player.

That surpasses even some of your previous no brain comments you Numpty !!!!!

The whole idea of the game is to score goals – preferably more than the opposition – unless you watch foreign shyte of course in which case its to dive…[Read more]

@ROBBO wrote:

@Matty wrote:

lampard was very poor again, can’t even keep the ball against poor opps… downing is alright, but i prefer cole out on the wing or even richardson, england play better with attacking wingers

so go for that approach i say

I agree…I think Lampard should have been dropped ages ago..He is another overrated player who…

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Go for it Mrs Clean

As a special friend I will offer my services for conception xxxx

@sharongooner wrote:

oh dear, oh dear, oh dear :roll:

you both have made comments i agree with immensly, but you have also made comments i totally disagree with…. most of them when the conversation got too personal…. real fans…. not armchair fans…. fans living too far from the ground….. girls commenting on the thread and so on and so…

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“you have to go to games to be a passionate fan” :lol:. You can also go to games and barely support your football team, but i’m guessing they are passionate about there team, eh? What about the fans who leave 20 minutes early when there team is losing..Are they REAL passionate about there team too? What about fans(like yourself), who are…[Read more]

@ROBBO wrote:

How many Arsenal fans are there that don’t even live in London? Liverpool fans? Even West ham fans, and the list goes on and on and on. But just because it is Man United, we are all glory hunters. If I had supported any other team other than United..You wouldn’t have sh1t to say…You talk about true supporters and what not..But you…

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@Sharker wrote:

i prefer the whole family, especially uncle fester, he’s just funny. :?

Morticia just does it for me

Thur hispatil wore i wont recnt dirty hpogermic needs layin round firty mugs
emmamas gongreen firty bagnadges nurses in bloody pants not skirts

i blame emma

@fastcars wrote:

A mate of mine has done this test and he has an download speed of 1637 but an upload speed of only 42… :shock:

Have any of u got any ideas why this might be and what can be done to rectify the problem, assuming this is a problem of course…:?:

MOVE TO FRANCE

I hate the bloody new bins with a vengeance

We have Green bins for usual rubbish and Blue bins for “green” rubbish – if you know what I mean – ffs they cant even get the colours right
Now a proposed new bin “Brown” for green – as in garden waste ffs – although – you have to pay for this one
so no doubt people will be nicking Brown bins before…[Read more]