Drivel

@Matty wrote:

why did he just not ask the wife to wear a dildo

How do you “wear” a dildo – Matty ??? I’m intrigued !

Do you just stick it in – get dressed and hope it don;t fall out ? Around your neck or wrist – like a lucky charm ? – ON YER HEAD – like a hat ???

Suggestions welcome !!!

Well alcohol dehydrates you – basically fcuks up your metabolism – best thing to do is rehydrate – drink a few gallons of water

Peasants these days – no proper upbringing – I blame the abolition of slavery !

@The Observer wrote:

Oh my poor head :(

I love whisky, but it sure has a habit of giving me the most horrendous hangover if I overindulge. :( If anyone has any tips for a quick fix, then please let me know. At present I am only able to sip water and cannot contemplate food. Normally I would have had a hearty breakfast by now and be looking…

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@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

@Slayer wrote:

Now the Baseball ground really was a place to see a match!

Wallow in nostalgia and shed a tear or two here Slayer. :wink:

What a brilliant link Owen – well done mate

Those who haven’t been before – have a look at the Sunderland details – pretty impressive – we just need a Premiership team now

@pikey wrote:

@The Observer wrote:

Scot = Hot, Shot, Snot, ermmm going downhill now soz :lol:

Hot Shot Hamish! One of my boyhood heroes.

You obviously had a very sheltered childhood , Pikers

@Slayer wrote:

Now the Baseball ground really was a place to see a match! Quality on a pudding pitch.

All things move on though, just like the move from Roker Park to the Stadium of Light, but theres always the whiff of nostalgia just around the corner.

Championship is going to be a tight one this year and I can’t see yet a team which is head…

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@Magoo wrote:

@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

Is it possible to block dickheads here like you can in the chatrooms?
I wish to block emma and ToMmY. :evil:

There used to be a block mod for phpBB, but it was never upgraded to the latest version, so in short, no there isn’t.

That’s not short Magoo Short would have just been “NO”

@Slayer wrote:

:lol: happiness comes to those who wait- ffs even at Sinny Bank you only managed a 3-3 draw!!

We’ll see but top 6 is where we’ll be by seasons end

Looking forward to the season with great anticipation – after our disatrous flirtation with the Premership last season
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it’s a long journey Pikey – I notice from the map that there are still no human beings in Scotland or Wales !!!

@emmalush wrote:

If you want to control the worlds economic stability, and stop islam taking over the belief system, then you need a base in which to build from.

Take the Italians, they would be a major enemy of the rest of the west if we hadnt organised a percentage of the mafias wealth earnings.

There in order…

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@Bat wrote:

@American Woman wrote:

Ok, I’ll just call a spade a spade here. The magazine published the picture n the cover to grasp the people’s attention in order to sell the magazine in order to make the profit. I highly doubt the editors where thinking “what a beautiful picture of a mother giving nourishment to her child”. I’m not at all…

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We have a few Military bases around the world ourselves too Bass .

I can’t see what harm any of it does . Surely it makes sense for our biggest allies to have bases here ?

Columbo ??

You miss my point Mary

What could be more stressful than breast feeding your baby in the middle of a crowded marked or shop with people gawping

Surely its better if there were adequate private feeding facilities

As for eating out a small box – apart from the obvious sexual innuendo – which i would never repeat – my bait box is exactly 9 inches…[Read more]

@James Belfast wrote:

yeah yeah Herman. On reflection tho, I have been a bit harsh with Gerrard, I know he is Liverpool through and through and I shouldn’t knock him too much. He IS a great player and God knows what was going through his head last year. I am glad he seems to have got it all sorted and I hope we have yet to see the best of him.…

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@Becky wrote:

@Drivel wrote:

having a pee , is the most natural thing in the world too – but you don’t lowp your d ick out , or drop your sloggis in the middle of tesco’s car park and have a pee – unless you are a geordie of course !!!

How can you even say the 2 things in the same sentance. Feeding EATING is life or death, sometimes you dont even…

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@dee wrote:

I’ll ‘bare’ this post in mind when I’m on the beach in 8 weeks time :lol: 8)

I’m on the beach every single day of the year witht he dogs . We have 3 miles of lovely sand and dunes here – yet even on the hottest days – such as the last 2 weeks – the beach looks deserted

And folks spend £1,000’s to go sit on some foreign Shingle !!!!!

I can’t honestly understand how such normal intelligent posters watch such contrived shyte !!!!!!

having a pee , is the most natural thing in the world too – but you don’t lowp your d ick out , or drop your sloggis in the middle of tesco’s car park and have a pee – unless you are a geordie of course !!!